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Bran
2006-08-07
  MaruCorp open for business...  

I`m proud to announce that MaruCorp has finally opened it`s doors on GC Fast. I cut the ribbon this morning, with a small gathering of supporters. So if you are in trouble and need some muscle to help you, check out our wide variety of products. Ranging from canned Whoopass to Whoopass in breadcrumbs. Even if you are worrying about loosing all your juicy clusters to us, speak to one of our advisers today and we may think about leaving you alone. As much as we love helping out in the community, obviously all these services come with a small charge to cover our expenses ;)
juggernaught
99+ day(s) ago
whats that skip? u say you hear someone getting big headed ? ah i see :)
Bran
99+ day(s) ago
lol - *target aim .... target aquired*
Must kill Sarah Connor!
Travvivian
99+ day(s) ago
Pyth spams are easy to defend against. Just watch yourself. Ask you`re friend Eprussia, I`m not someone to take lightly. ;)

*Notes that Bran should look at my Ultra Server Stats*
Bran
99+ day(s) ago
Meh - I think we have our first target :P
Travvivian
99+ day(s) ago
Newbie Marus. ;D
EPrussia
99+ day(s) ago
LMAO bring on the whoop ass
Bran
99+ day(s) ago
We got woopass burgers, woopass coctails, woopass soup, woopass sandwiches....
...and as a special introductory offer we have one woopass voucher available to our first customer. This woopass voucher means that we will declare war on any fed for only 1 stc for each member of MaruCorp.
(small print)
-All details will be kept confidential unless otherwise stated
-The manager (me) reserves the right to do wotever he likes
juggernaught
99+ day(s) ago
bring on the big guns :)
itskool
99+ day(s) ago
Lol yea Whats ur other products?
EPrussia
99+ day(s) ago
indeed phone lines now open speak with me, jug or the man himself bran
Global}{Galactica
99+ day(s) ago
lmao nice Bran....hehe...but don`t take my targets...lol
PsychoBilly
99+ day(s) ago
lol...NOW that is how to advertise your FED...lol...nice Bran

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