EphemeralEternity
2009-02-14 |  | Love and all that Jazz |  |
Happie Valentines day all you romantic people out there, who probably have limited to no love life if you actually play this game.
Guys go find a girl, sweet talk her, parry the smacks, soften her up with flowers, lower her defenses with Candies. then spam her with when she`s not looking... or do it the old fashion way, pick one you like, hit her in the head with a club and drag her back to your cave before she know`s what happened.
Girls, find a guy, play with his emotions, make him cry, feed him well and he`s yours forever, he`ll keep comming back like the puppy he is inside, or Space Crack junkie, w/e, same differance. oh and if a guy actually tries that club bit mentioned before (like right up there ^(^ ^)> ) remember they make guns for a reason, shoot him first and drag him back to your cave.
More seriously though, happy valentines day to all, i hope you (yes you, not him, not her, you!) enjoy it
and remember
for the right price, i too will love you!
xoxoxoxoxoxox
love Luna/SD/EE/DL/ST/my real name |
