joker
2006-06-15 |  | shocking new rumour! |  |
joker announces that a new forum for hate mail may be created at a future time at a new site in a nearby galaxy. All members who want to post hate mail are directed there.
In the meantime members and visitors are cordially advised that joker`s original forum has been renamed as "joker`s new forum" but retains the same IP adress. All members and visitors are likewise cordially advised (with lots of soft icing sugar spinkled on top) that all hate mail will be removed from this forum on a regualr basis and forwarded to the site for hate mail. Which is in a nearby galaxy. I think. In fact I am pretty sure..............ok, let`s just assume it is in a nearby galaxy for now.
Any posts that joker considers to be funny, provacative, and insulting in a suitable manner, will remain. Be advised that joker is a total bastard and his decision is final.
joker makes no apology for this or previous posts, in fact joker doesn`t really care two hoots for any one`s hurt feelings as there is a war on at the moment, goddammit, and you should all better start acting like the noble leaders of space-faring, war-faring, laser-sabre rattling photon-torpedo firing civilizations that you are! Goddammit!...you make me soooooooo angry!
This is a war! Times are hard! There is no time for "hurt" feelings! There are bugs to kill out there! Mankind has his devine destiny to fullfill! Mankind WILL rule the Universe! HAIL HUMANITY! God is on our side! Glory to Mankind! Death to all bUGS!
(momentarily overcome with emotion) (pauses to gather self)
HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! Onwards to victory! Glory to Mankind!..(starts to sing "Onward Christian soldiers")...stomp stomp stomp.........marches off into the sunset.
Yours in Mankind!
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Abydosian
99+ day(s) ago | Humanity shall sweep through the stars like a super nova! Destroying all enemies that resist until Humanity alone stands upon the crushed remains of all that had stood before them! Hail Humanity and all its glory! |
DukeEmmoc
99+ day(s) ago | hes making satire of the terran unionist ideal, we apprently want to kill all bugs, it is rather comical. Its a normal server ideology that some have misinterpretated. |
Zackalwe
99+ day(s) ago | "This is a war! Times are hard! There is no time for "hurt" feelings! There are bugs to kill out there!"
lol ... been watching Starship Troopers have we? |
DukeEmmoc
99+ day(s) ago | lol, your efforts to remove Freedomguards less than comical remarks are appretiated |
pigsnout
99+ day(s) ago | lol. what`s with the bugs? |
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