Sunshinegi
2006-06-11 |  | weird + funny |  |
DSLerator
11:10am Brace yourselves ... I`ve got some knowledge I wanna lay on y`all.
Fiberoptician
11:13am Oh Yeah? What`s the gossip?
DSLerator
11:20am If I told you, I`d have to kill you.
iobiSeeingYou
11:25am JEEZ!!!! If you know something you better crack! I thought we were friends.
DSLerator
11:35am Did you know that my mother was a major influence in my life? My physical features are identical to hers. That woman put all her hopes in me after the death of my twin brother.
Fiberoptician
11:45am If I were you, I`d wonder who my father was.
DSLerator
11:49am Funny you mention him. My father wasn`t in the picture growing up. I`ve never even seen the man. Mom raised me completely on her own.
iobiSeeingYou
11:55am Well it`s common for praying mantis females to bite off their partner`s head right after mating.
Fiberoptician
11:58am And comments like that are why you don`t have a boyfriend!
BroadBandBeatnik
12:30pm I believe there is a Japanese mouse in this building. The kind that`s been through the maze so many times, it lost track of its original purpose. And now instead of working of the greater good of humanity, the experiment has turned on itself and the Laws of Nature have been torn to shreds...
iobiSeeingYou
12:35pm You have to admire the species that cling to survival. Survival is the source of our strength and some say even the meaning of it all.
iobiSeeingYou
6:30pm Update: www.richerdeeperbroader.com is up. My best effort to date.
DSLerator
10:01pm ------
If you are reading this, you`ve found your way to the truth. Thank you and welcome. We seek to unite with like-minded people out there to bring an end to the HANSO Foundation and their evil schemes. This message board was started to create a circle of trust among a select few. Since then, we`ve discovered several suspicious activities surrounding our company that all point to HANSO. Check back often and read up on our latest discoveries in our quest to find out the honest to goodness.
-- The Retrievers of Truth |
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DreamlandR
99+ day(s) ago | i ran into a wall a few years ago and still remember it.... |
UberPansy
99+ day(s) ago | So this one time I hit myself in the head with a golf club and... |
SagacityUS
99+ day(s) ago | I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns---regular sun and "rogue"
sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I`d say,
"Regular time?" And they`d say, "Yeah." And I`d say, "Sorry, all I have
is rogue time." It`d be fun to be a stuck-up rogue-time guy. |
Sunshinegi
99+ day(s) ago | DSLerator
11:54am So, has anyone been snooping around the hanso site? Been to Joop`s corner? Tried to talk to the monkey?
Fiberoptician
11:59am Yeah. The monkey says hi to your mom.
iobiSeeingYou
12: 05pm Boys, boys, down with the testosterone. That Hanso has nothing on us. They can clone all the monkeys on the planet but our FiOS is space age technology. An original.
Fiberoptician
12:10pm Are you reading that off the company website?
BroadBandBeatnik
12:12pm Pat yourself on the back much? ;-)
DSLerator
12:15pm The way things stand now with HANSO folks lurking around our offices, how can you be sure you are not developing programs for the talking monkey people?
Fiberoptician
12:20pm No way have I been writing code for a talking monkey sponsored project. I don`t buy it. And btw it just told me to say hi to your sister too. |
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