Aretai
2006-02-12 |  | Best Jokes in the new Forum |  |
first one:
WarMonger0
5 hour(s) ago The Knights of Avalon
Server: GC/RT
Mission: To recruit and train newcommers to the game, to make a difference in the wars across the server, and to have fun doing it!
The Knights of Avalon are taking their place in the new Help Center. If you are active and have access to MSN, you are welcome to apply to our fed for training if you are new, or to just hang out if you aren`t new. This fed is a war federation and if you dont like fighting, you need not apply.
Federation Resources:
Website
Perhaps our largest creation and haild by many to be one of the best fed websites since Lysander`s Clone Attac website, our website boasts the largest collection of guides on any website to date, and the number continues to grow. Check it out and see if you can find something to improve YOUR game!
BattleSim
The full name is GreenYedi`s Space Federation Battle Simulator, or battlesim for short. It is the next generation of player created tools to improve or test stacks and to learn more from past battles. Doing everything from calcualting needed ships to overcome an opponents stacks to calculating damage done after the battle. It is based on the current spacefed battle system and is kept up to date vigorously by GY himself.
We hope you use our resources to their fullest and that you say hi sometime. From all of us in KoA, we look forward to seeing you, either in our ranks... or in battle!
Edited by Pandy on 2006-02-11
Acepac
95 min(s) ago **This is marked as the right answer**
nicely done. koa is good as ever.
AloysiusKn
3 hour(s) ago
*whacks Knight for whacking me
KnightOfBa
3 hour(s) ago
*wacks AloysiusKn for wacking other ppl
AloysiusKn
4 hour(s) ago
*whacks Aretai "giv sum respect to the KoA man...
Aretai
4 hour(s) ago
pathetic u hve to hve MSN to be KoA - that requires a lot of skills...
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Pandy
99+ day(s) ago | Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state
trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself,
"This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching he car,
he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and
three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously
confused, says to him, "Officer, I don`t understand. I was going the
exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?" the trooper trying to
contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was the route number, not the
speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned
and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before you go,
Ma`am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? "These women seem
awfully shaken."
"Oh, they`ll be all right in a minute, officer.
We just got off Route 127." |
Pandy
99+ day(s) ago | "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using
individual security cards.
Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their
cards in two weeks."
(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond
WA) |
Pandy
99+ day(s) ago | A`s for arthritis;
B`s the bad back,
C`s the chest pains,
perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can`t read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I`d rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I`d rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won`t mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don`t grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I`ll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; there`s bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that`s "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what`s going `round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I`m left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
I`ve survived all the symptoms, my body`s deployed,
And I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!
Some of you are not here yet, but your on the way |
Pandy
99+ day(s) ago | Situational Awareness Scenario
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine
traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and
you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same
speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? *
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Get off the kid`s "Merry-Go-Round", you`re drunk again. |
theINSaneo
99+ day(s) ago | Sent To theINSaneone
Sent From dangedWorlds
Time & Date 05:58 AM 16/02/06
well done! congratulations! youve just made no.1 on my enemys list
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Aretai
99+ day(s) ago | @ Cyper this is a spam - dont do this - think u can get some sort of a punishment maybe?? i am not sure here;) |
Cypherclon
99+ day(s) ago | just trying t get my name as current post for everything, no probs. |
EdM162
99+ day(s) ago | chuck norris. thats all i have to say. |
Aretai
99+ day(s) ago | this was already;) |
KnightOfBa
99+ day(s) ago | Spam merely copy pasted Aretai`s post above
Edited by Pandy on 2006-02-12 |
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