SplinterCell
2007-01-21 |  | the final |  |
The Final Compliment
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her
husband:
"I look horrible, and I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies: "Your eyesight`s dang near perfect."
He never heard the shot... |
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Ansem
99+ day(s) ago | he asked for it. He should have lied |
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