Ansem
2007-01-20 |  | Goverment Funny |  |
Feudalism
you have two cows. your lord takes some of the milk
Socialism
you have two cows. The goverment takes them and puts them with everyone elses cows. Then give you as much as it thinks you need.
Bureacratic
you have two cows. The gov. takes them in and put them in a barn with everyone elses cows. They are cared for by chicken farmers. then you have to take care of the chickens that the gov. took from the chicken farmers
Communism
you have tow cows. your neighbors help you take care of them and everyone shares the milk
Russian Communism
you have two cows. you have to take care of the cows. then the gov. takes all the milk.
Democracy
you have two cows. your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
Represenative democracy
You have tow cows. you elect someone with teh best face for TV to tell you how to take care of your cows.
Bureaucracy
you have two cows. the gov. regulates when you can fed them and when you can milk them. Then pays you not to. then it takes the cows, shoots one, milks the other dry, and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms concerning the missing cows.
Facism
you have two cows. the gov. takes them both and shoots you.
Capitalism
you have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull |
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Krimzon
99+ day(s) ago | People who would do that are s.t.u.p.i.d., so yeah, seems likely the government would do this kinda thing... |
StormofBladeZ
99+ day(s) ago | LMFAO Wow. never thought of it this way. lOl |
Dreamland
99+ day(s) ago | rofl great way of putting things |
