Lestat
2007-01-11 |  | smart rednex |  |
Smart Rednecks
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I`m calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith!
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob`s house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob`s house.
"Hey Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas Buddy!" |
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LastCrusader
99+ day(s) ago | ha! ... *walks away* |
ThePansy
99+ day(s) ago | rofl that`s awesome Dreamland =D |
DreamlandReformed
99+ day(s) ago | mmm.... reminds me of this one
A burgler is stealing stuff from a house and the owner finds out and calls the cops
The cops say "sorry we have to few workers and too many problems tonight... wait 20 min for us
later the owner calls the ambulance saying " i shot the burgler"
after 30sec of that call a team of cops surround his house |
Luclbk
99+ day(s) ago | lol.. that`s an idea.. >_< |
ThePansy
99+ day(s) ago | lol nice =D |
StormofBladeZ
99+ day(s) ago | LmAO thats FUnnY |
Cynthelion
99+ day(s) ago | Oh, yeah, that`s gonna find its way into my sister`s inbox! |
Ansem
99+ day(s) ago | lol thats funny. ^_^ |
AlphaCentauri
99+ day(s) ago | ahahahah :D |
Hellus
99+ day(s) ago | lol, too funny :P |
