Lestat
2007-01-11 |  | guy rules |  |
The Guys` Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys` side of the story. ( I must admit, it`s pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You`re a big girl. If it`s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don`t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It`s like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That`s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you`re fat, you probably are.
Don`t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. |
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Razgriz
99+ day(s) ago | omg im sending this to everyone i no |
ThePansy
99+ day(s) ago | lol yup, all u need is a sextant lol |
SweetestDownfall
99+ day(s) ago | Not that serious..Christopher Columbus had a sextant and navigate with the stars at night..He was a Sea Captain and learned about seafaring most of his life..
Unless your a Geographer or a City planner of the City your in or at least a Map Maker..you don`t need to ask directions..umm..or maybe if you have your own sextant. |
ThePansy
99+ day(s) ago | SD: I don`t know how serious your comment was but it`s rather hard to ignore...
You call men chauvinists because they defend themselves from ignorant women...?
My favorites:
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing`s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
And the best: 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. |
DarkLandsASC
99+ day(s) ago | lol that is great |
SweetestDownfall
99+ day(s) ago | umm..bro?
you`re agreeing with armenia4ever right? lol! |
StormofBladeZ
99+ day(s) ago | Tru dat bro |
SweetestDownfall
99+ day(s) ago | And my fed leader is here too..DreamlandReformed..hmm
not-smarts??
I dont remember.."dumb blond" ever referred to a male.
(Sweetestdownfall carefully sneaks out of the forum dominated by men..) |
armenia4ever
99+ day(s) ago | well you se us men, are tired of constantly being inuslted and made to look like not-smarts in every comedy show on TV.. we can only take so much....... |
SweetestDownfall
99+ day(s) ago | Hmm..lotsa chauvinist here.. |
DreamlandReformed
99+ day(s) ago | rofl agreed to all of them |
WackedCrapFleet
99+ day(s) ago | rofl golden |
AlphaCentauri
99+ day(s) ago | YES! Amen brother :D |
Lestat
99+ day(s) ago | 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing`s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don`t want an answer to, expect an answer you don`t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don`t ask us what we`re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape . Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know m en really don`t mind that? It`s like camping. |
