GalacticMercenaries
2006-12-29 |  | Funny Sayings |  |
"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night"
"Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can`t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."
"Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent it from coming back."
"There`s no half-singing in the shower, you`re either a rock star or an opera diva."
"I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential."
"Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, `Where have I gone wrong?` Then a voice says to me, `This is going to take more than one night.`" |
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CaNnAbIsViLLe
99+ day(s) ago | Well somtimes at night, when i`m alone... I Google myself!
o.O |
UberPansy
99+ day(s) ago | lol I agree with DL and SDM |
KnightOfBaa
99+ day(s) ago | rarehunter : yawn <--- what a newb |
Dreamland
99+ day(s) ago | this one is my fav
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, `Where have I gone wrong?` Then a voice says to me, `This is going to take more than one night.`" |
ArcEX
99+ day(s) ago | "Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can`t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."
love it. :P |
SuperDemonMunkey
99+ day(s) ago | I like this one
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, `Where have I gone wrong?` Then a voice says to me, `This is going to take more than one night.`" |
