Lestat
2006-12-22 |  | Year of the Blonde |  |
A Blonde`s Year in Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it
was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels...Helllloooo!!!...bottles won`t fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on an escalator for hours...power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8
cups of water won`t fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn`t find a
lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming
competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they
used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm...car
swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn`t it???
October - Hate M & M`s...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions
said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!!!
December - Couldn`t call 911..."duh"...there`s no
"eleven" button on the not-smart phone!!!
What a year!!
(some emailes are funny lol) |
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Hyperion0609
99+ day(s) ago | ROFL! some, e.g. October, are just great!!
thx, Merry Xmas, have a good one :) |
UnitedFederation
99+ day(s) ago | woah now thats a blond..... |
GalacticMercenaries
99+ day(s) ago | lol... |
DreamlandReformed
99+ day(s) ago | ah and rainstorm must be because she didn`t realise to climb in, and i get the cool aid now XD she tried to pour water into the packets not packests into the water
/me feels like a genius |
DreamlandReformed
99+ day(s) ago | doomfrog cant be it since she realised the power went out cause then its like a normal person getting trapped
mallow i think its the fact that if the power goes out...you can still walk up or down the escalotor but didn`t realise that :P |
Exule
99+ day(s) ago | I like blondes... *^_^* |
DoomFrog
99+ day(s) ago | escalators with no power dont move >.> |
mallow
99+ day(s) ago | i think the escalator one was actually a flight of stairs, which the blonde didnt realise dont move up |
DreamlandReformed
99+ day(s) ago | lol though i dont get the escalator and 8 cups of water thinng and rainstorm >> |
hinder
99+ day(s) ago | lol... |
