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hinder
2006-12-20
  accident on the trampoline  

well i was jumping on my trampoline and i fell of the side and cut my balls and was in the hospital for a day and a half well they numed my balls and i could not piss so it got bad and i was med flighted to oklahoma city and i had to pee out of a tube that was running through the tip of my whiener i couldnt feel any thing but it still hurts when i take a tinkle ,any replys?????
Dreamland
99+ day(s) ago
awww
so when your balls are cut...does anything come out
GalacticMercenaries
99+ day(s) ago
lol...
Ansem
99+ day(s) ago
Pours gasoline on trap. ( expenive but worth it) lights a torch and burns his tramp.
SuperDemonMunkey
99+ day(s) ago
What a looser lol...
streetrac
99+ day(s) ago
yeah, doin`t take a tingle then lol
{ching}
99+ day(s) ago
sorry - I had to
{ching}
99+ day(s) ago
These things should come with a warning like:
"may contain nuts" or "may tear your nuts"
lol
EPrussia
99+ day(s) ago
this will teach people to wear ball guards lol
{ching}
99+ day(s) ago
:S
*sends his trampoline back to ebay
EPrussia
99+ day(s) ago
ok that is the best dang laugh ive had in a long time sry but its hiliarious
also i know story when guy playing football match got stood on with boots think of this pain and busted the bag and balls were hanging out cant mind if one was bust or not but not a pretty site!
UberPansy
99+ day(s) ago
dang dude !
DaniCalifornia
99+ day(s) ago
ouch.. you cut you nuts? argh... that sucks
Exule
99+ day(s) ago
that sucks...
SagacityUSRR
99+ day(s) ago
thanks for sharing and I`ll never look at a trampoline the same way again lol
Lestat
99+ day(s) ago
...... *throws up in a bag labled "hinder`s IV"
GalacticMercenaries
99+ day(s) ago
ha ha
Blazed
99+ day(s) ago
not-smartity hurts

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