Lestat
2006-12-13 |  | Xmas....with a twist |  |
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa`s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should`ve known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. |
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GalacticKiller
99+ day(s) ago | lesson for life :)
*im joking, please don`t kill me* |
Kraven
99+ day(s) ago | /me sets vm to all his accounts and trots off to molest his gf. |
Kraven
99+ day(s) ago | Del, you shouldn`t use the term "feminist" to describe what you mean as "sexist". Feminism is the belief that men and women are equal. Don`t get me wrong, I do enjoy poking fun at the opposite sex now and then, but you shouldn`t slanderize a perfectly fine word.
Actually, I lied... I always enjoy any kind of poking at the opposite sex all the time :) |
WhatIsTheMatrix
99+ day(s) ago | roflmfao |
Lestat
99+ day(s) ago | lol :P |
Deiloche
99+ day(s) ago | I think it is really something along the lines of the male reindeers were at home drunk and completely not caring about dragging some silly ol` fat man around in a sleigh, so they left the futile and pointless work to the women reindeer so as to allow them to feel important.... ;)
*Note: I do not endorse, nor support, my own message. It was simply made to counter to moronic feminist message above.* ;) Happy holidays! |
StormofBladeZ
99+ day(s) ago | Lmfao |
Ansem
99+ day(s) ago | humm well that explains alot |
DreamlandReformed
99+ day(s) ago | lol good point |
