Lestat
2006-11-26 |  | Things I LearnedFromVideoGames |  |
Things I Learned From Video Games
1. Vehicles are indestructable.
2. You`re always outnumbered 100 to 1.
3. Anybody can fly a spaceship.
4. Guns come with little crosshairs on the target.
5. If you destroy your car, theres always another one.
6. If you die you just come back where you died.
7. Eat all the food you find on the ground.
8. Bad guys have terrible aim.
9. Guns are always lying on the ground.
10. Taking a few bullets is nothing.
11. Bad guys always look the same.
12. Anybody can jump 5 feet high.
13. If you screw up you can always redo it.
14. If its too hard then just use some cheats.
15. Tiny packs of ammo DO come in big-ass crates. |
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chessRPGrulerKoA
Game-Admin
99+ day(s) ago | 173. Getting hit with a sword only once will never kill you no matter where it hits
174. When you die, you have a 5% chance of being killed as soon as you come back to life
175. Short people run around in circles when they get stuff stuck on them
176. Punching someone in the back of the head does more damage than shooting them in the head.
177. If you see a small animal you like, throw a ball at it and it will stay with you forever
178. When you release a small animal from a ball, you don`t get to keep the ball.
179. Seeing people teleporting means you should turn off and then back on
180. A soft reset is the same as a hard reset without the downtime in between
181. Sometimes you will wake up in the middle of the night to wonder if your planet is safe
182. When there is a forum along with a video game, people will use it, abuse it, and spend time on it they could spend on the game. |
KingHippie
99+ day(s) ago | 172. When you are not a mage. Mages are weak. If and when you are a mage. Mages suddenly pwn. |
flamecaster77
99+ day(s) ago | 170. if u lose u can always just turn the game off or restart it
171. all the evil poeple are alaways trying to conquere the world or unverise |
Dreamland
99+ day(s) ago | 161. When you control the whole universe you have no home planet to go to
162. For some reason the universe doesn`t stay mind controlled for long
163. Before anyone arrives to build a building for some reason construction setting and a few materials are always there
164. They could clone warriors, monks, knights etc to be identical in every time period and place
165. Villagers rarely revolt or disobey no matter what you do
166. Your vision is good enough to count the trees and rocks on opposite side of map but you can`t see giant buildings.
167. The unbeatable guys reactions slow down as soon as main hero comes along
168. He who fears you most will send you enemies gradually making em harder and you stronger.
169. There will always be the same kid waving at you every time you race a course. |
UberPansy
99+ day(s) ago | *pokes Holly for his/her random numberings =P |
Cutter
99+ day(s) ago | sorry then, 160... |
Cutter
99+ day(s) ago | 148. Always shoot the strippers at the club. |
KingHippie
99+ day(s) ago | whoever posts next should start with 160 to keep correct count. |
Hollyhell
99+ day(s) ago | 133. animals carry lockpics and money
134. chain saws are and awsome meale weapon
135. in the future aleant repededly try to take over the world
136. if you are mortaly wonded wait a few seconds it will go away
137. anyone can sprint for long periods of time
138. Heads are very well made ( they dont come off)
139. that little wierd lights mean go this way
140. your hand hurt more than that 50 cal
141. some wall you CAN walk through
142. there is a book for every problem
143. shoot first ask questions later
144. little monkeys kill anything in 3 hits
145. the mofia did exist in the middle ages ( AoE2 how do you turn this on)
146. all wounds are healed with medication
147. a tiny little human in a HUGE siut of armor and a huge weapon is unstopable |
DrunkenMasters
99+ day(s) ago | 133. Have you read all of these o.O |
Pandy
99+ day(s) ago | 132. A phoenix feather can revive you and bring you back from death, these are prolifically available in all markets you go to (one bald phoenox out there somewhere)
133 After you kill the Giant robots, there are always more that seem to think you`re a easy kill and happy to attack you after giving you time to freshen up with a drink or potion.
134 The Keys are rarely on the key rack, instead they are in a locked box that requires a magnetic strip key to unlock.
135 The lantern, lantern fuel and match are rarely found in the same building, or often not even the same city, and if they are the you seem to mysteriously lose them after they`ve served one purpose.
136 Monsters when killed seem to die in a explosion which disintegrates their flesh and turns them into potions and cash.
137 When trying to stop a runaway train, any action taken will merely increase its velocity and impending doom.
138 A chocobo that you have had reared and cared for will willingly stand by the marsh where dwells a giant snake monster and still be there when you get back from flying around in a airship across a entire planet, seemingly no more hungry than when you left and free from attack.
139 The instant you leave the previously mentioned airship to walk to the bird to do for a ride you will be attacked.
140 Guards always follow a brief predictable pattern that will enable you to sneak through enemy lines.
141 Guard dogs can`t detect you if inside a APC.
142 Everyone else when bitten by a zombie will turn instantly, you however have until the timer counts down to find a antidote.
143 No matter how fast you travel somewhere, the bad guys will have already gotten there first and set up a ambush. |
KnightOfBaa
99+ day(s) ago | 131. Stickmen games r the best |
YepAnotherViral
99+ day(s) ago | 121. Most Navy Seals can`t swim
122. Even with no doors, you can flip over and over and over in a car and won`t fly out
123. It might take a dozen bullets to kill some one, but smack them in the back of the head and they die rather quickly
124. don`t waste you bullets on someone with a gun. Run up to them and kill them with the but of your rifle
125. NO matter how much you weigh or how far you fall, you wont dent the hood of a car from falling on it
126. An ordinary citizen/villager is deadly with a bow and arrown when inside a building.
127. If you don`t like how your life is going, just be someone else
128. Buisnessmen aren`t smart enough to jump out of the way of a speeding vehicle on the sidewalk
129. All woman wear sexy outfits
130. Marines are pansies |
ShatterdDreams
99+ day(s) ago | 95. when ememies (usully bosses) blink different colors, they`re almost defeted
96. if there`s a crack in a wall place a bomb near it and it will create a standerdized door way to a secret room
97. sometimes you can see yourself from a chase point of view and other times you can only see your hands.
98. you can`t shoot a friend because it won`t bloody lock on to them
99.Gods can and are often killed by seemingly pathetic mortals
100. you can shoot for days on end at a wall with any weapon and it won`t even scratch it
101. it`s alright to jump down pipes you`ll reapear somewhere else almost instintainiously
102. falling from any height will not hurt you
103.giant mechs roam freely destorying one another
104.swords are better than guns any day
105. your dad or best friend usually becomes your arch nemisis
106. looking up, up, down, down, left, right, left right. will let you do some pretty awesome things
107.Dinosaurs still exist.
108.you never have to use the bathroom or worry about taking a shower
109.you will save the earth/ all of existance from imintate danger/ armageddon many times in your life
110. most doors except for the odd looking ones can never be opened and feel as solid as any wall
111. death means nothing (because i just ate a green shroom or collected 100 oversized coins)
112. when people die they disappear
113. when animals die they leave behind currancy of some kind
114. there are times when you have to die or lose to continue on
115. you can slash at a chicken as much as you want and it just blinks makes a weird sound and keeps on living
116. you never have to worry about fuel for your vehicles
117.drinking mysterius liquids from strange viles/beakers will increase your stats
118. HEY! i just got a level up!
119.you can only straight up down left or right....no diagonals or slants
120. you cna kill hoards and hoards of things and no one cares. |
UberPansy
99+ day(s) ago | *grins at Hippy
Actually I have played a decent amount of AOE2... but the future is now! Play AOE3! =)
I`ve played it way too much online =P
If you ever play it look out for AnArmedPansy =P |
Killer1700
99+ day(s) ago | ansem ur namin stuff from gta there :( |
Ansem
99+ day(s) ago | 85.Get in a tank and you indestructable.
86. Hiding up high is the best place to watch the police crash into each other
87. A Jet fighter appearing out of nowhere is ordianary
88.You could be the most wanted man one second and unheard of the next
89.Cars can fly just as good as any jet.
90 Your cars goes into the water oh well it floats
91. The Police kill their selves more than they try to kill you
92. when you beat somebody with a bat somebody cares
93. Getting shoot in the head doesn`t kill you
94. Dinos can appear in unexpected places |
Hellus
99+ day(s) ago | 78. All women have big boobs
79. Yoyo`s are good weapons
80. All old men are wise
81. Enemies take turns attacking each other
82. There are lots of bottomless pits around
83. Eating pizza heals health (Cowabunga Dude !)
84. A crack in the wall means there is some goodies behind it |
KingHippie
99+ day(s) ago | LMAO AT UBER PANSYS LIST!!!!
The town center is the origin of all human life!!!
Played as much AoE2 as me have you? lol |
spartan117
99+ day(s) ago | Well
69. A crowbar is a good weapon.
70. Geeky scientist can be deadly.
71. Mushrooms make you grow.
72. Flowers make you throw fireballs.
73. Small Guys carry big weapons. (Grunts armed with Fuel Rod Guns)
74. A key makes a good sword.
75. Machine Guns never run out of Ammo.
76.NPC`s never tun out of Ammo.
77. Aliens have an unlimited supply of blood. |
