TheBlueKnight
2006-10-23 |  | Chuck Noriss Quotes (cons) |  |
Chuck Noriss quotes (consolidated)
Guns don`t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris` Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn`t go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Chuck Norris isn`t hung like a horse... a horse is hung like Chuck Norris
Sonic the hedgehog was originally a regular hedgehog that Chuck decided to eat one day. When he crabped it out it was 5 feet tall, blue, and could run at supersonic speeds.
chuck norris once ate three 72 ounce steaks in an hour, he spent the first 45 minutes having *** w/ the waitress :)
Jesus walks on water, Chuck Noris walks on Jesus
There is no such thing as tornados, Chuck Noris Dosn`t like trailor parks
People wear Super Man pajamas... Super Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas
chuck norris taught jesus to walk on water
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad
The boogie man checks under his bed for chuck norris
If you can see chuck norris he can see you and if you can`t see chuck norris you may only be seconds away from death
the reason it rains is because god pissed his pants when chuck norris flew by
Chuck Norris`s favorite drink is the bloody mary |
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TheGreenKnight
99+ day(s) ago | didn`t jackie chan beat the hell out of chuck? |
Tracy
99+ day(s) ago | How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris? |
Xemnas
99+ day(s) ago | I wouldn`t Osma Chuck Noriss might be watching ( looks under his bed) |
Osama
99+ day(s) ago | oh god more chuck norris jokes i thought i had gotten away from these when i quit WoW!!!! |
AlphaCentauri
99+ day(s) ago | The Ultimate Question of what happens when an Unstoppable Force strikes an Immovable Object was answered when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face!!! |
UnitedFederation
99+ day(s) ago | Zenith you don`t know who is chuck Noris?! ROFL he is the American karate master! he is hated by evry1! and he is made fun of on Robot Chicken..... |
EarthEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | but chuck norris saw through his clever disguise and crushed his head in between his thighs |
Xemnas
99+ day(s) ago | President Bush doesn`t need a Army, He needs Chuck Noriss |
Indabag
99+ day(s) ago | Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. |
TheBlueKnight
99+ day(s) ago | The question you should ask is why Chuck Noriss allows you to live :D |
Zenith
99+ day(s) ago | Who is Chuck Norris??? |
