Pandy
2006-10-05 |  | Evil Overlord Checklist |  |
from this site (just listing a fe of them here, anyone got any others they`d add)
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
- My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
- My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
- My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
- Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
- The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
- I will not gloat over my enemies` predicament before killing them.
- I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone not-smart enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
- One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.(my personal favourite)
- # No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
- No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot
- My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
- I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
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Pandy
99+ day(s) ago | I will not Tazer myself just to see if 2 AAA batteries is enough to make someone unconscious before I give the tazer away as a gift. |
EvilLoof
99+ day(s) ago | LoL tbk |
achilles
99+ day(s) ago | Sent To achilles
Sent From VikingClan
Time & Date 08:31 AM 13/09/06
> > I will find you when you`re sleeping and leave you with nothing, so help me.
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> how can i help you?
why did you insist on attacking me 3 times in a row and wiping out my fleet as i was building it, taking planets, enslaving me, and then taking more planets? what are you some kind of hack? seriously, it is players like you that give the rest of us a bad name... |
Travvivian
99+ day(s) ago | This Killed me. Hahaha.
"I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone not-smart enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such. " |
ShadowLands
99+ day(s) ago | Oh yeah I saw that website a long time ago it made me laugh my butt off. |
UberPansy
99+ day(s) ago | lol - good stuff =)
I think this is my favorite though:
"My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them."
Ah hahaha =) |
Clagger
99+ day(s) ago | Have you ever taken food away from a dingo?
Don`t try and take her keyboard away... |
BoomZilla
99+ day(s) ago | ummm, I think Pandy needs a break from the Admin job.... |
LastCrusader
99+ day(s) ago | wait .. do i see the words .. Legion .. and Terror .. ^^ |
EvilAbadayos
99+ day(s) ago | will not construct a time machine that is easily accessable so that my plans will not be stoped before they even begin |
starseeker
99+ day(s) ago | OK, how about...I will not explain my nefarious plans to any fool before I kill him. Just get it over with and execute both the fool and my nefarious plan. |
ShatterdDreams
99+ day(s) ago | what about sending worthless minions ( guys without names only numbers IE: cruddy #4395) to slay possible heros/ advasaries |
starseeker
99+ day(s) ago | ROFL...Pandy, you may spend too much time online. We here definitely appreciate being the recipient of your time on line, but still... |
lastrites
99+ day(s) ago | how about: My harim will never wear clothes, so they cant conceal any weapons to possibly kill me. |
Pandy
99+ day(s) ago | My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them. |
