Pandy
2006-09-20 |  | Candy (filtered) Gamer |  |
"You might be a Candy-(edited to bottom) FPS Gamer if."
not what i would normally post, anyone interested may request the original link if they so wish for this post, just PM me
- You hear the word float - the first thing that comes to your mind is a sniper scope.
- You think that "strategic gameplay" means you sit in one spot and camp for longer than 60 seconds.
- You've never done a rocket-jump.
- You're waiting with baited breath for (enter name of next-gen console here).
- You've never been to a LAN party.
- You're stoked about the news of an XBOX 360 controller for the PC.
- Your idea of practice is spending two hours surfing the net for an aim hack.
- You refuse to install that "Punkbuster" thingy because you're worried it might block Kazaa.
- You've never been invited to join a clan.
- You're too young to vote in an election but you've demanded a gameplay patch from a developer.
- You've spent less than fifty hours playing a multiplayer title and have decided it's "not fair" and everyone else is "cheating".
- You refuse to use any weapon that carries less than 500 rounds, has a rate of fire below 300 rounds per minute, or doesn't utilize "splash damage".
- You have never memorized a map or the locations of weapons and power-ups.
- You've never competed in an online tournament.
- You don't have time to hone your skills because your geometry homework is overdue.
- Your only knowledge of World War II is via cutscenes.
- You've never hammered on your keyboard and then kept playing.
- You minimize your game more than three times per match to type a message in Xfire, ICQ or AIM.
- You've never figured out what the point of that "frisbee gun" is in Unreal Tournament.
- You'd rather spray paint your logo on the wall than spray your opponents all over the wall.
- (For Thresh) If you think Xfire is the name of a Chrysler product!
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