Reborn
2009-06-27 |  | LIFE AND DEATH |  |
Oh yes, here it is. The thing that all war games should talk about. CHEESE!
(Pwned@admins)
It`s been a while since I made a completely random and mildly offensive thread on GC. So, fresh out of retirement, your one and only teacher of all things, Reborn the (insert random title here), will now blow your minds with news no one could know! Yes, no one, not even me.
The world is actually made of marshmallows! No, not Earth, silly people and your geocentric mindset. I am talking about the world I made before stabbing it with a stick and setting it over a camp fire made from dead animal bone dust and a human fetus injected by gene splicing in an attempt to make a super soldier but failed because the `researcher` actually had no idea how gene splicing worked so he just stabbed the fetus with a needle and injected tylenol to make a human immune to pain but it failed and resulted in over dosing. -takes a deep breath-
Another interesting fact that you may or may not known is that I peed in your cereal. No, not the cereal that comes in a box. I peed in the cereal you call something else because you don`t realize that all food is the same, it is just different. So by cereal I mean anything that you eat, and anything that I eat. Which means for all you know, I peed on your child like R Kelly but it`s a crime when I done it because I`m not famous. But I would never eat your child, and ONE of us would if it is possible that I peed on your child. So YOU are a sick, sick person. But who are YOU? Obviously you is referring to a specific person, and more than one person will read this unless the first person to read this is an admin that can`t take a little mild-mannered humor.
Thank you to everyone who is glad I am back, and mad love for everyone who doesn`t like what I say but is kind enough to simply not read threads by me instead of reading it then making a big deal about it so it will get closed just because YOU can`t take a joke. xoXD |
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Arc
99+ day(s) ago | That certainly explains a lot LT. lol |
LtCommander
99+ day(s) ago | Reborn, Reborn, Reborn......sigh...
stop taking EE`s pills mate ;) |
Reborn
99+ day(s) ago | EPrussia, yes, yes I am :o)
Ragnarok, the point of my "-takes a deep breath-" comment was to point out that all of that was said run together. It is supposed to be run on sentences, as it is when someone is talking really fast. I can be very grammatically correct when I choose to be.
P.S. I call it "happy place" too, because when I am there I am happy. Unfortunately the area around that place (in ear shot at least) is what I like to call "place of misery". If that statement is offensive, you understood what I meant! :P |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | Those run on sentences are definitely murder. If i were a grammar teacher I`d tell you to make sentence diagrams of your whole post just out of spite and a slight annoyance that you peed in the "cereal" that happened to be my wife`s...erm......"happy place". X_X |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | wow, i was panting just reading that post. Dang!! X_X |
EPrussia
99+ day(s) ago | ur a twisted **** (soul) arent u lol |
Runnerman
99+ day(s) ago | thank you |
Reborn
99+ day(s) ago | I wouldn`t pee on you runnerman ;-) |
Runnerman
99+ day(s) ago | .....lol dont pee on me...or my food |
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