EphemeralEternity
2009-05-20 |  | V for venereal...i mean Viral |  |
man can you believe it, those virals got another new ships, i`m sick of this...did you see that thing? its got like what 8 range with Chem damage, how messed up is that, lets find the guy who made that thing and lynch that guy til he dies and then dies some more because he should be dead and stuff
and they taken away D class so what that just means instead of angel pyth bull spams we`ll just have pyth spams....lame boring pyth spams that i even a whelp could beat....wheres the fun in spamming there.
and how could it be that they make it so they can`t capture G class and D class, and that us poor terrans have nothing that is sacred...what about our hercs... only we should have our hercs maybe our tyr too...maybe even our nirvana... or maybe P class too...hmmm i would say T class...but nah they can have most of those ^^
Virals are always sucking the market dry with their huge incomes grabbing up what they don`t need so they starve out other smaller empires...and it`s definatly not miners faults for producing way to little minerals...and it`s not the fault of Virals who whine about it happening when they could restart and be a miner who could supply minerals to everyone....and it`s not the guards faults for being guards, can`t be the collectives faults there to busy doing collective stuff to notice anything....sure can`t be the terrans cuz terrans is poor and weak and whatnot...and the Marauders don`t even use minerals so how could it be them..
i mean whats this world comming too....viral...thats what...
and remember boys and girls, when you buy a paid....use protection, you don`t want to catch a viral...it`s painful and humiliating
this has been brought to you by the Mob Against Reoccurring Viral Aggression (Marva) and a public service announcement by the Sanitary Safety Committee (SSC)
and by the word "cookie"
and brought to you by the letter "Q" |
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AshyLarry
99+ day(s) ago | hurr durr. penzors |
Fodderman
99+ day(s) ago | ... PEN15! |
Deiloche
99+ day(s) ago | Amen to that. |
Raistilin
99+ day(s) ago | EE for pres 2010 !!! |
EphemeralEternity
99+ day(s) ago | oh yeah, and these idea`s i`m spilling around aren`t necessarily my own feelings....or are they, i am a big hypocrite but technically i could be a hypocrite about being a hypocrite which would nullify me being a hypocrite but in reality the hypocrisy already has taken place...so there in fact would once again make me a hypocrite....or would it???
but these listed are the most common complaints moans and whatnots expressed towards the viral race. at least one i agree with......but that`s for me to know and you to continually make me deny
and i love you to fodder *hugs* glad you enjoy them mate, "whats a fool without an audience? he`s a sad fool without an audience i guess" (spoke by some guy once,...maybe me)
and i know mate i wasn`t really trying to corner anything out, i just know that these type of update usually spark some anti viral sentiments which usually take away from the over all potency of a thread and the point it`s trying to get across....because frankly it is a passionate subject to many players, who feel violated and alienated by "the Viral Experience" so i took the initiative and presented a preemptive strike to such a plausible conflict.
So.....`welp.... lets have fun and stuff
one more piece of soothing wisdom, should the world ever crumble to ashes, fear not and look towards the heavens, and know that i shall be staring back secretly creating my cult to tear down those vain stars from the heavens....and you can join me if cults are you thing...but if not...ok.
until that time though...no cults for me and no responsibilities beyond that which GC has so boldly curs......gifted me with ^^ |
EphemeralEternity
99+ day(s) ago | maybe deil ^^ |
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Game-Admin
99+ day(s) ago | Fodderman, OP is for UC; even virals can never make their ships OP. |
Raistilin
99+ day(s) ago | Remember kids.... always use a condom, and make absolute sure that if it still happens, get an abortion. :) |
Maraudian
99+ day(s) ago | Deletetion to virals !!!!! |
Yoshi
99+ day(s) ago | I think he`s making a `prevent` post..before the crying begginglol |
Deiloche
99+ day(s) ago | Are you going to lynch yourself, EE? ^^; |
Ishamael
99+ day(s) ago | COME ON Q, COME ON! |
Africa
99+ day(s) ago | meh, nice...essay which Im sure describes the rt situation nicely.. |
monkeyballs86
99+ day(s) ago | abrah-kapokus >.> |
Deathroe
99+ day(s) ago | Elmo likes virals and he will miss his D class, its the cookie moster who is eating all minerals :) |
LtCommander
99+ day(s) ago | well EE, what can one say after reading this?
You bring a unique outside the box approach to your posts.
Keep taking them pills mate, they are doing you good ;) |
Fodderman
99+ day(s) ago | lol u like to make long and pointless threads and im sucker for reading them all every time :-P noone has said anything about the new viral ship being op, one person mentioned the range however most people agree that it is a balanced ship, me being a poor n00b terran even said that it was the weakest out of the new ship, i mean, *cough wheres the emperuor update! fenrir should have more range and more range weapons and hull, increase me income modifiers! pyth should b made d.class!!
na but seriously i think viral is approaching being balanced, as are the other races, u guys are doing a good job :) |
EphemeralEternity
99+ day(s) ago | yeah but seriously this for well viral of course....and any other concerns any one feels towards any race or anything like that...just list them here |
