UniversalBalance
2009-02-27 |  | ThePub |  |
Ever lost your false teeth ?
Slipped and broken a hip ?
Got sozzled and walked into a door ?
Contracted Liver disease through excessive drinking ?
Like not-smart comments with question marks ?
Believe in faith, equality, jus.... naw who am i kidding
Pint ?
We drunk old farts invite new old members, minimum age apply. All fed applications approved by DM.. the guy holding my leash ;-)
No touching ! I KILL YOU ! All you guys with pictures of my sister need not apply ! |
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Tweak
99+ day(s) ago | Haha :P
*Likes how he managed to avoid the fish slapping* =]
<3 |
UniversalBalance
99+ day(s) ago | Mah face hurt
Started drinking at 2 for lunch and pretty much continued
I really wish i cld remember what happened
But hey its not all about the drunkeness.....erm.. its about chicken too ! And Pies !
Who says us old farts will change
*slaps everyone with a fish
And Bren you can come along anytime ! But shandy for you ;-) jks |
Deiloche
99+ day(s) ago | *Corroborates the story* |
Gronoria
99+ day(s) ago | That`s just mean Gil, I only did that with the doctors thing but not with this story.
You two left me no option than to tell the truth. See the person I was talking about is actually Africa. |
Gilead
99+ day(s) ago | Africa: it wasn`t me, I would have been proud to tell I lost teeth this way :P
the thing is, Gron usually talks about himself in the 3rd person when in embarresing situations, like when he went to the docter and asked if `his friend` could get some Viagra ;) |
Africa
99+ day(s) ago | Grono, I thought that you werent supposed to rat gil out.. |
Gronoria
99+ day(s) ago | A friend of mine actually lost 4 teeth 2 weeks ago when he was drunk :P |
Crack
99+ day(s) ago | should be posted @ Forum > Federation |
Deiloche
99+ day(s) ago | Stories of drunken adventures mandatory. |
Deathroe
99+ day(s) ago | I would need to see a picture to know if she`s in my collection ;) |
Tweak
99+ day(s) ago | Pfft. Minimum age. Thanks, DP :P
-Little Mate :) |
Macbeth
99+ day(s) ago | Why would you want to? Your already in that wicked cool fed, Here To Pi... Oh no wait. |
Sol
99+ day(s) ago | curses, that last part means I cant come in :( |
Maraudian
99+ day(s) ago | booze! |
