backoff
2008-12-23 |  | Santa claus is coming? |  |
Empire ID 452568
Empire Name Santa
Protection Damage Protection
Expires in 21 hours
Race Terran
Planets 636
Rank 76
Power Rating 636,171
Federation N/A
Slave Empire of N/A |
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thunderonian
99+ day(s) ago | Til Christmas is over, then he`s going back to the North Pole and wait til next December... |
Moops
99+ day(s) ago | how long will he be around? |
DoomFrog
99+ day(s) ago | *breaks out a T.O.W. missle and hides in a bunker* o.O |
Sol
99+ day(s) ago | I hear he`s like the santa claus from fururama and goes round punishing people.
but i hear lots of things. |
Maraudian
99+ day(s) ago | i hear he does other things.... |
Macbeth
99+ day(s) ago | Maru... no fair! ;P I have no missions *crys and can`t use Ferts *crys somemore. |
Maraudian
99+ day(s) ago | i hear he gives you mission resets and stuff too |
Macbeth
99+ day(s) ago | hear* |
Macbeth
99+ day(s) ago | He gives you 60k c3s I here xD |
monkeyballs86
99+ day(s) ago | i am about out of moonshine and him wants some more, but him cant make any in awhile, hmmm nyquil and rubbing alcohol works. |
monkeyballs86
99+ day(s) ago | and when you open it..out pops my missle that explodes in your face and gives you gang green...HAHA |
DoomFrog
99+ day(s) ago | Actually i want a mystery box, not an empty one, but a real mystery box :P |
monkeyballs86
99+ day(s) ago | or, umm... I GOT IT!!!! I want a red button that the secretary of war has that fires the really big missle. I want one and the codes so i can point that thing at anyone I want. Where are DrEvil and Backoff going..Malaysia? FFFFFFIIIRRRREEEEEEE |
EnderWiggin
99+ day(s) ago | I want 5 Historias...
*imagines the chaos if everyone was given Historias... :) |
monkeyballs86
99+ day(s) ago | i want the courage to rob an old lady in a power chair |
DoomFrog
99+ day(s) ago | i want a million dollars :D |
chaos
99+ day(s) ago | any gift for us? I want a UW |
