DraconianParadise
2008-10-01 |  | Friend Related Incidents |  |
Why is the forum always so serious man O_o
Lets all chill =-)
Just wanted a thread for funny things your friends do or have done
For example last Sunday went to a Barbeque in Shoreham ( little village in Kent, England) to see my friend and his new wife, who were very nice indeed, also went with my mate pete and his new girl
6 months ago his bird looked real tasty since then she has certainly settled down i.e gained about 2 stone and has a smile like the cat who got the cream
Me and Pete sitting on a bench chatting, and she wants some attention so comes to sit on his lap
Error 1: He flinches inadvertently at 14stone of woman sitting on his thighs
Error 2: he actually says Oww when she sits down
BOOM
After an hour of sulking and hysterionics, they leave in a flurry of insecure girl emotions
I copuldn;t stop laughing all the day
P.S i think she hates me HAHA
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FieryGallacticos
99+ day(s) ago | nice stories. a real laugh at times does us good :) |
Ronin
99+ day(s) ago | Haha these stories are awesome, thanks for the posts :P |
Trogdor
99+ day(s) ago | friends? I think i had one before...hmmm |
EnderWiggin
99+ day(s) ago | lol these are great! last week a friend of mine left her dormroom door open late at night cuz her roomate wasnt back yet... about 2 am she woke up and some random guy had staggered in and was sitting in her chair pissing on the floor.... Yikes! lol |
Gronoria
99+ day(s) ago | Last week two friends had to do a presentation about some business plan they made. This was an assignment and would be graded. Now they prepared the sheets for the presentation and one of them wrote a note on one of the sheets saying: Here there should be a table, but I can`t seem to implement it as I have too much poo in my head. He then sent it to the other person, thinking he would notice the note...
As you might guess he didn`t and sent it directly to their teacher. The best thing about it is that after they`ve sent the sheets they weren`t allowed to change anything! So they had to do their presentation using that sheet rofl. |
420Outlaw
99+ day(s) ago | lol @ bw? i dont see badwolf here |
EvilDP
99+ day(s) ago | LOL@BW
Yeah 14 stone is Heeeaaaaaavvyyy |
Travvivian
99+ day(s) ago | Heh, a buddy of mine bought a `88 Porsche 944. For about two weeks, he kept going on and on about how "mean" it sounded, and how bad-@ss it was.
When I finally saw it, I laughed in his face. It sounded so "mean", because it was running on three cylinders (It`s a four-banger) and the lifters sounded like they were trying to chew their way out of the head. Lastly, it was spewing smoke (burning oil like a mofo).
Apparently the guy he bought it from, said that was all normal because it is such a performance car.
ROTFL! |
Sol
99+ day(s) ago | rofl Outlaw |
420Outlaw
99+ day(s) ago | when i went to meet my mates girl the first time i accidentally called her the wrong name, doesnt sound to bad but when u say:
`hey stephanie how are you, hes told me so much about u, do u really do ballet?`
and she goes
`no i dont do ballet and whose stephanie`
wooopsss !!! |
mallow
99+ day(s) ago | friend mistaking 16 valves in a car engine for a V16 then trying to convince me that they did put V16 engines in mondeo`s |
Sundalakesi
99+ day(s) ago | 14 stone is nearly 200 pounds o.0 rofl, holy crab. |
