Requiem
2008-09-20 |  | How Cookies kill Geeks. |  |
They put the dough on the table and use the Force to try and bake it.
When after hours it still doesn`t bake they decide to put it nearer to their StarWars figurine collection and try again.
Still doesn`t work, they blame their LinkinPark poster on the opposite war and tear it down, before once again using the Force to bake the cookies.
A headache starts to form, and they blame the dough. It has gone to the Dark Side. It cannot be baked, or trusted, therefore it must be stopped.
They stick a little plastic minature light saber into the dough and prepare to fight with their shiny glass collectors lightsabers with flashing lights and `swoosh-ing` sound effects.
And then they realise they forgot to put in batteries for the lightsaber.
Using their awesome Force powers they manage to keep the dough from moving, while they dig through their underpants drawer for stray AA batteries.
After finding some they stuff it in and prepare to do battle.
Just as they swing forward shouting "DIE SITH TRAITOR!" the lightsaber explodes, `cause they had put the batteries in the wrong way round.
The explosion causes them to topple forward face first into the dough.
With their face stuck in the dough, they start to suffocate. Then they hear the dough saying, "Luke, I am your mother`s lover, but heck you ain`t my son fuzz brain".
The shocking confession from the dough gives them a heart attack and they die.
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Okay sorry i`m just bored. |
