Exule
2008-07-11 |  | Side Story |  |
Yeah, so Exule (yes I am talking about myself in the third person) got bored and decided to take a break from writing my story for a bit. This is the result.
Exule, BadWolf, 420Ren, and Maraudian were all sitting around in a pub on planet SmokyJoes. Everyone in the group was making fun of the fact that Exule didn`t drink anything hard. In fact, all he ever had was water or lemonade. Halfway through the conversation, Maraudian got up all of a sudden with a divine proclamation.
"I am way too sexy for you guys and your small talk. I`m outta here."
So Maraudian walked out of the pub stumbling every which way and was never seen again (until the next morning anyway.) It was getting late now and after much rambling and shenanigans, Exule had an amazing idea.
"Guys! I just had an amazing idea... We should go pirate some Aspha Miner ships and make off with their crystals! We can sell them on the black market and be rich!"
Hearing this, BadWolf suggested they all hijack some Terran corvettes and take them to chop shops.
"Excellent idea, BadWolf," Exule exclaimed.
"And we can get us some salty space wenches while we`re at it," chipped in 420Ren.
"Hooray! Lets do it," said Exule.
With that, the trio left the pub. Exule hit his head on the way out and fell out the door. BadWolf and 420Ren stumbled out shouting for all the world to hear. Look out universe!
Edited by Exule on 2008-07-11
Edited by Exule on 2008-07-11 |
