Legend 2007-11-27 |  | Growth Hormone Found |  | ---AP NEWS FLASH
Growth hormone found in collective crops across the galaxy. These hormones are causing a record growth in crops and crash in market prices across the galaxy. Prices are falling btween 3-5 credits per unit causing many small farmers to have to take out a second mortgage on their galactic farms. We have not seen prices this low since the galaxy was on the Guardian diet fad. Small collective farmers have been petitioning the galactic council for relief. Demanding food and price regulation! With mineral prices at record highs and low cost of food the collective race is experiencing a record number of first time unemployment claims.
An un-revealed source has stated that if the collective continue to be ignored by the Galactic Council they may seek help elsewhere, with perhaps with the Kalzul faction themselves.
-----We will keep the galaxy informed as more news is made available |
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Pandy 99+ day(s) ago | Very nice, lol |
Deiloche 99+ day(s) ago | Ehhh... probably cuz this is a war game. That`s a pretty good reason not to get along, methinks. |
theunforgiven 99+ day(s) ago | i`m not a collective or farmer but can i join....lol |
sawatdee 99+ day(s) ago | Mayb the collective farmer should start a strike & join the picket line together with the stage hands, writers etc etc |
Paranoid 99+ day(s) ago | mmm now if i think about it .. seems the collectives may have turned to Asmodai. No wonder that terran can use collective ships! why cant we just all get along Q_Q |
Bran 99+ day(s) ago | lol nice *eats Legend* |
Gronoria 99+ day(s) ago | lol@legend
Nice story ^^ |
ThEpAkIsTaNIeMpIrE 99+ day(s) ago | ooh cheap food for me |
UberPansy 99+ day(s) ago | I must warn you, the Guardian diet is not for everyone... rather than existing as energy you will simply not exist (if you are a real diehard dieter). |
Paranoid 99+ day(s) ago | mwhahaha foood foood foooood! >:) |