Ragnarok
2007-08-09 |  | All hail Sir Ben!!! |  |
OnDante counter-attacked you. Attack has failed !
Name Units Casualties Remaining
OnDante`s fleet
Nirvana Dreadnought 4 0 4
Strafez Queen 20 20 0
T.Garuda Destroyer 10 0 10
Large Strafez Fodder 1 0 1
Ragnarok`s fleet
T.Garuda Destroyer 8 8 0
F.Sword Destroyer 6 6 0
Strafez Queen 1 1 0
Large Strafez Runner 1 1 0
Small Strafez Runner 1 0 1
Sir Ben is the small strafez runner that has single handedly warded off the great fleet of doom by sacrificing his queen and big brother strafez, and shooting spit wads, swords, and garudas at the Nirvana Dreadnoughts and the host of 20 queens! Aghast that the small runner would do such a thing, and appalled at the hideousness of the queen thrown at it, the fleet of doom ran away in abject terror (which was subsequently swallowed up by a freak wormhole and transported into the land of Telle Tubbies and Purple Dinosaurs)!! And thus sir Ben saved his home town, which is located on a rocky-type border planet, which is scheduled for demolition in 36 hours. xD
*runs off and smokes some more weed and crack* |
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ShatterdDreams
99+ day(s) ago | *salutes Brave Sir Ben*
if ever there was a small strafez runner, Ben was it he was so willing to sacrifice his life lik the his big brother before him...and his queen slightly above that. he`s more than just the hero of world... he`s the hero of the Ragnarok. though his emperor had sent him to war and had expected him to die..by the honoring Sir Ben with this thread Emperor Ragnarok shows that he`s glad to have had Sir Ben survive...and i for one am happy to beable to hear his story. thank you Ragnarok for giving us a look into the life of this simple soldier turned savior of an empire |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | seems like the humor medicine finally worked :) |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | nah its not that funny
*burst out in laughter cuz pakistani just pulled ogooboogoomans leg *
i was acting to make u start doing that |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | dude get yourself a sense of humor. |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | dude ur on drugs admit it who cares about syephen he dont care about the game |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | dude ur on drugs admit it who cares about syephen he dont care about the fed |
Razgriz
99+ day(s) ago | *sighs at TPE and laughs at storm while pooping advil lol |
StormofBladeZ
99+ day(s) ago | ahahah Ben!!! w00 ben
NOw now children dont go off Fighting over and about Drugs now!! Keep off the drugs now
( except tylenol.)
*swallows more tylenol.* |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | hehe, yea, and unfortunately for you, you can`t use historias on empires on other servers. xD |
OnDante
99+ day(s) ago | Seriously TPE- go ahead and use as many historias as you want on me. I`m sure you will prevent me from playing this game for at least the next 18 minutes. |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | *getting ready to make some historias in rt server looks like he needs to historia ondante soem sense and ogoogoooogoman |
OnDante
99+ day(s) ago | Do they not have the Flying Spaghetti Monster in Pakistan? Who brings the gifts at Christmas time, TPE? |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | I`m ooogabooogaman in RT server |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | make one in rt |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | hmmmm well what server u play in |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | ah, I see you lack a funny bone. I weep for your soul. |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | close the tread ur injections is not working |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | I wish I didn`t have to do this but.....
*injects a LIBERAL amount of humor into TPE* |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | close the thread |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | *injects TPE with a "conservative" amount of humor* |
