Ragnarok
2007-08-08 |  | Join the Cult of STEPHEN!! |  |
I decided since I`m a bit drunk that I am going to form the CULT OF STEPHEN on normal server. PM me on that server if you`re interested, and if I get at least 4 people interested i will make the fed.
This fed is NOT for people who don`t like stephen, the admins, or any of the guides. This fed is meant specifically the worship STEPHEN, the one true god of Spacefed, and the various Admins and Guides that directly serve this most glorious deity. We will pray to him daily, and offer daily sacrifices of entire planets and the occasional 500+ land c1 in the hopes that STEPHEN or his angelic following would bless us with an update, and throw us the occasional orb or two (please let it be pink or yellow!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE).
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KingHippie
99+ day(s) ago | Down with the Cult of Stephen!!!!!!!
Runs to his altar to Tregelen***
Smite them with your mighty smite-y-ness!!!!!!
*cowers* |
StormofBladeZ
99+ day(s) ago | where did tregelen disapear to anyways -_- |
Exule
99+ day(s) ago | TPE, you`re not in much position to be threatening people with artis. |
Pandy
99+ day(s) ago | hmm this goes against my religion which involves sacrificing parts of shadowglade to the altar of tregelen, and last time i thought of changing , well..... it was pointed out to me logically how the very idea of forsaking him was in error.
so i say to you Ragnarok, blasphemer !
lol |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | its way better than worshiping stephen while smoking holy weed |
StormofBladeZ
99+ day(s) ago | o god i love the Wiki explanation of GC. go to Modern times. ^;^ |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | Oh i get it. You`re an RT addict. I weep some more for your soul. What torture that endless researching must be for you. |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | Do that, and my UTU friends will historia you. Plus, I have a huge stock of BTCs and STCs so that won`t exactly work. xD |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | ahh okay well stop close this thread now destroy ur little faith or else ill historia u to death |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | Oh yee of little faith. I will pray to Stephen to ask forgiveness for your blasphemous words, and pray that he ignore what you say in the hopes that we will get another blessed update to the Galaxy. I will sacrifice planets daily so that he might look in favor upon my prayers!! |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | or he might be drinking toooo much |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | Stephen must really be druged to sent u |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | umm, no, the meteor was accurate, unlike the lightning strike. And no, i don`t control the meteor Stephen does. I control the lightning. xD |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | hmm *thinks that he is really druged he thinks he hit me he hit himself and is laughing like a maniac* |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | *kneels down and prays for a meteor to hit ThePakistaniEmpire for his blasphemous words and refusal of the holy weed and holy space crack, and then laughs like a maniac as the event occurs*
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
see you in PERGATORY!! I will pray to stephen to hasten your reincarnation so I can do it to you again!!! xD |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | hmmmm lets see ur drunk ur high and now ur sacrificing empires
MORE LIKE THE HOLY DRUGED PROHET OF STEPHEN YOUNG |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | Yes brother OnDante! The cult of STEPHEN will join the art of warfare in group worship, and I shall give a sermon in front of this glorious congregation!! For I am the Prophet Ragnarok, and as the name suggests I foretell that RAGNAROK is near and coming to a Death Match server near you!!
I see a death match coming where Armageddon after Armageddon will occur as countless UWs are set off time and time again!! And though many will fail, there will be a few successful ones, and these will render the other empires unto poverty over and over again, and there will be much gnashing of teeth and revenge UWs, and even more gnashing of teeth on the side of those who did the UW and experienced their effects!!!
And the archangel Maraudian will stand by and let this happen, and reward those who engage in this death and destruction sanctioned by the Great Lord Stephen himself (blessed be his Spacy and Holy Name) with points to be converted into artifacts or planets!! Weather it be the destuction of a UW or the destruction of everyone else`s monopoly money (aka credits and minerals) used to fund this amusing war, the archangel Maraudian will reward the top three fed groups that pursue this war like path with the greatest fervor and vigor!!
So let us join together in this celebration of death and destruction and engage in the sacrifice of newbie collectives, guardians, marauders, and virals and in the sacrifice in the clusters and planets we win in battle!! And though we cannot sacrifice terrans and aminers (for Stephen hath blessed them with immortality, and can only die if they commit holy suicide to atone for their irresponsible financial debt and/or transcend into another race) we can still sacrifice their clusters!!
*offers TPE some of the holy space crack and weed he`s currently smoking) |
ThePakistaniEmpire
99+ day(s) ago | u guys are all on crack or cocain |
OnDante
99+ day(s) ago | My fed already worships Stephen. We even sacrifice newbies before our graven image of Stephen. Perhaps we can be allies and have group worship.
/The heavens declare the glory of Stephen, and the firmament showeth his handiwork. May the Blessings of Stephen Almighty, and the Fellowship of the Holy Update, descend upon us all. This day and forever more. Amen. |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | LMAO!! they are both hilarious :P
And still looking for interested parties :P |
