Asmodean
2016-04-30 |  | E class descrip |  |
***WARNING! Satire ahead, proceed with caution***
Your finger contains alot of power. Power... driving the future.
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Introducing the all new Neutral E class. With photon torpedoes and extended range and affordability, excellence can be yours.
Lease yours today for only $30 a turn after $392 down
*Based on MSRP $392 for a 2016 E. Aurora Fighter with 8-barrel electromagnetic torpedo tubes, excluding taxes, title, other options and dealer charges. Per Turn payments total $30 for each unit in fleet. Requires dealer contribution which could affect final negotiated transaction. Purchase option at lease end for $392. At lease end, lessee responsible for $0.25/Lightyear over 10,000 Lightyears/year and for damage and excessive wear. Model shown is a 2016 E. Aurora Fighter with 8-barrel electromagnetic torpedo tubes, sport pkg. with Energy Shield and Ionized Hull, Metallic paint and racing stripes, MSRP $392, excluding taxes, title, other options and dealer charges. Higher MSRP will affect lease price. Dealer sets actual prices. Lessee responsible for insurance. Closed-end lease offered to approved customers by Gamestotal Services through participating dealers. Additional charges may apply at lease end. Supplies limited. Offer ends May 1, 2016. See your GCRT Playable Race dealer for financing details, or for general product information call 1-800-YOU-SUCK. ©2016 Gamestotal. |
