Slavyzz
2014-01-01 |  | Dear Taxers |  |
This is an open letter to my dearest of friends, those who make a living off the people they feed.
How have you all been? Maybe the holidays have you busy? Remember guys a turn used is a turn earned, so use those turns.
Maybe it`s your infrastructure levels? Go press that research button guys. I believe in you.
Buy gordoes? Buy all the gordoes. I saw some posts about gordoes. Go get em.
Worried about your base pr? Don`t be. You guys are pros. You don`t need easy boarders. You`re that golfer that makes your own tee set ten yeards behind the farthest placement because you need the game to be even harder. Your handicap is incomprehensible because you are just so darn good. So build up that population and leave the lower power ratings behind.
Life is about excess. Don`t listen to the news. You aren`t making your people obese by feeding them extra food. I suggest buying way more food than you need, more food than you can even hold. You know where the food above 2 billion goes when you use a turn and it disappears? To orphans. Orphans with cancer. Without you buying that extra food and wasting it those orphans would starve. You don`t want them to starve do you?
Listen... I`m not very good at math ok? When food price is at 10 or so I have a reasonable idea what I make (I`m pretty sure the formula is foodperturn*[(100/2-10)+(-3*10)] or something complicated like that). With food prices at 2 or 3 though I`d have to be some sort of wizard to figure out what I make per turn. Can I afford a fleet? Ore? Who knows.
You know those commercials about starving children somewhere in the world? Well those are basically the people of my empire. They are starving because they can`t sell all the food they make for a high enough profit. Why not let them eat the food they make you ask? Well I`m trying to teach them about supply and demand. If I just let them eat the food they made they wouldn`t learn a thing.
So look into your hearts, but mostly your stomachs.
Sincerely,
Slavyzz
Newb Slavyzz requested a typo fix
Edited by BadWolf on 2014-01-01 |
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spacehawk
99+ day(s) ago | wow,nice try dude.! |
{DrKsT}GuArDiAn
99+ day(s) ago | A desperate cry for help is heard in the night. Another young one stolen out from underneath its mothers notice. A morbid sense of fear and dread is gripping the young children with cancer as the world notices the children turning on each other out of fear and desperation . Gather the young children together for the feeding frenzy as they devour one another in the age old right of cannibalism the likes of which the world has never seen before nor will it see again.
The start of Jr zombie apocalypse has begun and their is no seemingly way possible of reverting this most dire of circumstances. The world of tomorrow is in chaos as the children of today feast on the hopes and dreams of our forefathers.
Look how the mighty have fallen into ill repute and the oppressive conglomerate of agricultural empires dine on the cheap abundance of food commodities that flow through our lands. Cast out those that are capitolists among you for they have given away tomorrow`s inheritance as refuse to their own exquisite delight.
Take up arms against such ones for the namesake of the memories of our future generations that are lost to little zombies . Growls in the night, they are coming.
-Post Script -
This was in no way meant to offend anyone with children that have or may have cancer or other carcinogenic afflictions. |
American4Ministry
99+ day(s) ago | your people are starving because they can`t sell their food? Solution included in the problem!!! |
wolf359
99+ day(s) ago | http://forthesakeofscience.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/no-meme.jpg |
Walrein
99+ day(s) ago | ^_^ yup |
