{DrKsT}GuArDiAn
2013-08-07 |  | Oblivion |  |
Were looking for fresh meat to throw up on the butchers block. If you meet these conditions feel free to apply:
#1 leave your feelings at home cause we already don`t like you
#2 we prefers ugly people to join, the good looking ones just make us feel bad about ourselves and we will hate you all the more
#3 we prefer players who know little or nothing about this game because those who think they know a thing or two usually don`t.
#4 refer back to #2 - very important
#5 doesn`t matter what race you are because your probably not very good at it anyway.
So if your thick headed, ugly, stubborn, and all in all just plain no good at this game you will fit right in with the rest of us. We can`t afford cookies so your out of luck. All races are welcome new and old and we can provide training on game play where needed. We have no alliances so on the subject of server politics we are neutral.
If your really ugly TPE may hit on you so you should at least take a shower before applying and we appreciate your applications.
{DG} |
