{DrKsT}GuArDiAn
2012-07-17 |  | best dry jokes |  |
Ok so lets here your best jokes dry or otherwise. |
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AsukaLangleySoryu
99+ day(s) ago | all viral ships are named after comets, it`s just that two of those comets happened to be named after mythological Greek creatures |
IAmTheMatrix
99+ day(s) ago | Apparently the Viral 106 is obsessed with Greek mythology and and small round cometlike objects and planetesimals.
You`d think they`d have better taste and name their ship classes after...well...diseases. but lo, two are Greek mythological beings and two are comets... Dusty old dingy comets...
Terrans? We are awesome. We have Thor and Hercules and Zeus and Apollo and all these strong peoples.
Collectives have wooden ships from terrans old sailing days...
Miners tried to copy guardians who...
Love rocks. Shiny pretty rocks.
I intended to start this with a quip about marauders... I`ve apparently just ended it instead. |
{DrKsT}GuArDiAn
99+ day(s) ago | A guardian sits down with his son to have "the talk" and tells him that when roaming the galaxy you have to be safe and protect yourself no matter what and says here.....
Pulls out and hands his son a pack of Corundoms.....please be careful they have been know to bust on impact. |
LordTumbles
99+ day(s) ago | How many guardians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
In soviet marauder land guardians ARE the lightbulbs |
{DrKsT}GuArDiAn
99+ day(s) ago | Lol nice |
IAmTheMatrix
99+ day(s) ago | What did the terran say to the viral who kept climbing on his dreadnauts?
You`re gettin on my nirvs... |
GalacticMercenaries
99+ day(s) ago | Haha i was trying to think of A.Miner joke but that one is good :) took me a min to get it :) |
LordTumbles
99+ day(s) ago | Why do starbases not have bar`s in them?
they were invented by a.miner |
ImaVirusOhNoz
99+ day(s) ago | lmao thats good ;D i made a racist gc joke :P |
{DrKsT}GuArDiAn
99+ day(s) ago | What did the Guardian say to the Viral at the Peace Keeping Sumit?
These are my tourms... |
