FlashysDomain
2012-02-17 |  | Insults |  |
Anyone have some new material?
i`m getting aged in my reportoire...
= Your GF is your sister`s mother
= Did your mother ever get the first name of your father that hour they spent together?
= You`re about as mentally swift as a herd of turtles wading through peanut butter
= You could have a case of champagne, $1000, and be dropped off at the doorstep of a French w-house...and still wouldn`t know how to get laid.
Need some new material ... any help? |
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WhatIsTheMatrix
99+ day(s) ago | when you were a kid, you thought you were all that and a bag of chips. now youre just a bag of chips 600 pounds later |
Slavyzz
99+ day(s) ago | If I had a gun with only two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Osama, and you, I`d shoot you twice. (insert more or less hated figures at your discretion) |
DamnedYankee
99+ day(s) ago | holy Grail, love it |
NiHiLiM
99+ day(s) ago | your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries |
