FlashysDomain
2011-12-18 |  | Advice for Winter |  |
As winter hits, I`m reminded of what my ol` granpappy told me ... Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until you`re certain all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Just thought i`d pass that along ... |
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ThEpAkIsTaNiEmPirE
99+ day(s) ago | Go buy some wool clothes. Be wary of the companies that put acrylic in their fabric... avoid avoid avoid ... |
DraconianParadise
99+ day(s) ago | wear pants |
FlashysDomain
99+ day(s) ago | Well Crack, I can tell you that a sure fire way to liven up the conversation at a holiday gathering is to lean over to the cook, and in a very loud whisper say "See, I told you not to worry that the "eat by" date on the turkey was four months ago. No one`s sick yet ! "
There`s a few seconds of silent shock, but trust me, the conversation picks up quickly .... |
Crack
99+ day(s) ago | Theres no snow at my place ever.. |
Deathroe
99+ day(s) ago | And always be wary of those offering Lemon snow cones in Winter :) |
Honduh
99+ day(s) ago | GTF inside meow! |
