AshyLarry
2011-11-26 |  | pepperoni and bacon sandwich |  |
It`s really good heated with mozzarella cheese! |
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FlashysDomain
99+ day(s) ago | Gentlemen please ! For the record, I made no reference to my GF. I may have stated a slight comparison to DPs culinary preference of quick bland hastily put together creations, but as to my GF I was silent. I would never make a comparison to a plate of food when referencing my GF. Ya think I`m crazy? <actually, my first sentence to her upon being introduced was to state for a fact that she was prettier than a show cow in a brand new barn. She darned near took my head off in reaction, and the ensuing 5 minutes was spent dscriing to her just how pretty a sight such truly isw. And after you have `em talking for five minutes...the rest is easy :)
However, compare her to a plate of food? uh uh |
Raistilin
99+ day(s) ago | hard and green and full of seeds? Sounds like a bad innuendo... |
420TiGeR
99+ day(s) ago | haha... Compare your GF`S top to Watermelon is more like a compliment. |
spacehawk
99+ day(s) ago | lmao.! Having fun reading the thread,I guess instead of a sandwich a burger is better! |
Raistilin
99+ day(s) ago | So let me get this right, you compared your gf to tomato, buttered bread, and cheese.
This, kids, is what not to do. -^ |
AshyLarry
99+ day(s) ago | you must have a terrible gf if you compare her to a sandwich |
FlashysDomain
99+ day(s) ago | DP...it`s not just a sandwich. It`s the culmination of millions of years of humanoid civilization brought to the apex of melted cheese sandwich worship.
I mean...you can make a sandwich and have it akin to describing your GF...y`know, quick, fast, easy. Or you can take your time, build the excitment, play and add spice... rendering a masterpiece which leaves `em gasping.
To each his own I guess ... <g> |
DraconianParadise
99+ day(s) ago | long time for a snadwich, i`ll stick with the bread and butter method... |
AshyLarry
99+ day(s) ago | OMG HE IS MULTIPLE MEN!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111 |
420TiGeR
99+ day(s) ago | oh crab gave away my identity... Close this thread quick :) XD. |
420TiGeR
99+ day(s) ago | Yes your right. I meant trichinella and tape worms. |
FlashysDomain
99+ day(s) ago | TPE hookworms are gathered by external skin contact. i believe you may be referring to trich or to tapeworms. both are easily revented with proper diet. i.e. eat cooked meats or, what the old timers have as a home remedy...chew tobacco. and swallow sometimes instead of spit. The poisons in the tobacco kill the intestinal parasite. |
Travvivian
99+ day(s) ago | Not too many of us live in third world Africa. I don`t believe Hookworm is a serious deterrent to delicious animal flesh.... Just saying.
*Continues eating his bacon wrapped pork-chop sandwich* |
ThEpAkIsTaNiEmPirE
99+ day(s) ago | all those hook worms... yummy... |
FlashysDomain
99+ day(s) ago | Here ya go.
First...when referencing some item sliced...I mean thin sliced. As thin as you can get it. Slice it thin, then slice the thin slice thinner.
1. Cast iron skillet...put heat on low. When the skillet is too hot to touch, but not hot enough to burn your finger when touching it...that`s where you want it.
2. Place two slices of buttermilk bread in pan. Note...no oil, butter etc in the pan or on the bread.
3. Forget about the bread for a minute...it will not burn. trust me. Now...slice four 1"X1" pats of butter. 12 pieces of Sharp Cheddar cheese, two slices of tomato. Remember...slice thin, then slice slices thinner.
The above time from placing bread in pan and finishing slicing everything should be about 15 minutes or so.
4. Turn over bread..should be lightly brown...or at least crisp to the touch. Place butter on bread. On the butter...one drop each side of vanilla extract. one small drop each side.
5. Lay on the cheese. Starting with the outside first. DO NOT go over sides of bread with the cheese. Use 6 of the 12 slices. Then the two slices of tomato, the the next six slices of the cheese.
6. The unused bread slice use as the top.
7. Walk away. Seriously...walk away for 20-30 minutes. if the heat of the skillet is correct...hot but ot enough to burn...then you can walk away and forget about it until the timer alarm sounds.
8. 20-30 minutes, go back, flip it over...walk away.
Note..at no time has the pan or the outer part of the sandwich had butter or oil. Straight up plain.
9. After 20-30 more minutes..the cheese should be melted throughough into the bread, the flavor of the vanilla, cheese and tomatos mixed and melted together..
10. Flip it on a plate, cut diagonally...
Voiloa!
Perfect Flshy`s Not Yet World Famous Melted Cheese Sandwich. Enjoy. |
AshyLarry
99+ day(s) ago | lol post the recipe here! or in pm |
FlashysDomain
99+ day(s) ago | Though oh gawd is a verbalization I hear frequently from the GF ... guess it means the same thing if you think about it... |
FlashysDomain
99+ day(s) ago | oh gawd = or_gasm |
FlashysDomain
99+ day(s) ago | Ashy..when you get around to wanting good food, as in true culinary talent, let me know and i`ll turn you on to Flashy`s Not Yet World Famous Melted Cheese Sandwich.. you have one of those, and you`ll consider giving up sex as means for an oh gawd... |
