Ragnarok
2011-10-21 |  | Anfit Mod Conspiracy! :O |  |
Just think:
With anfit`s mod installed on 90% of the browsers of those who play GC, he potentially has access to everything you play on that game.
I say this is a diabolical plot to gather intel on all the empire stats, fleets, battles and every possible detail you could possibly learn about a player, and then give it away to his allies in exchange for cookies, ice cream, and enough cash to buy a whole month`s supply of ramen noodles!!!
Don`t think they haven`t tried such diabolical plots before. Back in the day, there was this one plot where they tricked the GC community into using a useful tool (like the greenyedi sim). While it helped the community, every time the tool was used, it gave them a free stc back when the stc link didn`t even require a picture code to activate!!
This is just another in a series of diabolical plots in an even more evil diabolical plot masterminded by a guy who is somehow related to another guy who`s uncle`s 3rd cousin`s homo mistress moonlights as a guy in a purple dinosaur suit in a popular children`s TV show!!
With this kooky chickentail made of 3 parts paranoia, 2 parts truth and 4.5 parts silliness, let the conspiracies begin!!
And now I leave you with an artist`s rendition of rarehunter`s mom:
http://tinyurl.com/3hg59kg |
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RareHunter
99+ day(s) ago | Now that`s not very nice, did you even consider my mothers feelings? yawn |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | o_0
And this, my friends is how you deal with trolls. Don`t respond. Of course I was just having fun. :) |
Travvivian
99+ day(s) ago | Although knowing all too well how disturbingly clever my Barbarian friend Anfit can be... Not the case here.
Or is it...? |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | *changes out his mystical prophet hat in favor of his pointy tin foil hat*
BTW, of course the evil mastermind of this evil conspiracy within an even more evil conspiracy would try to come across as a reasonable common sense computer programmer who tries to downplay the scope of his real programing. To us "normal people", things like programming, bots, grease-monkeys and ramen noodles is akin to WITCHCRAFT, brooms, magical sacrificial goats and a black cauldron full of questionable ingredients (complete with large wooden spoon and eyeballs) respectively.
I must emphasize that last bit. You can`t get more questionable than a pack of ramen noodles cooking over a black "cauldron". :P |
Rotkaeppchen
99+ day(s) ago | lol. how do u make up that stuff? very creative indeed. |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | I worship no one but the almighty STEPHEN my friend (holy be his name)! Although it is understandable that people who wish to emulate him would share his love of ice cream and cookies. ^_^
And now I, RAGNAROK, PROPHET OF STEPHEN, share with you all a tiny glimpse of a GC future after the day of RAGNAROK!!!!
BEHOLD GC COMMUNITY!!! OBLIVION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dramatic music*
www.GC-oblivion.com
If you show this vision to a citizen of your empire, a tiny hole in GC space will rip open and you will see not only 1 housing unit (along with all the residents inside) disappear, but your land count on that planet will mysteriously go down by one. Heaven forbid you broadcast this vision on your empire`s public news station. xD |
Anfit
99+ day(s) ago | Rag, you blasphemee blatantly. How dare you raise your puny voice against your God?
BTW, it`s just about 50 users, mostly on ART. ll I know is browser user agents, and while I`d like to add some features which allow detailed data sharing with a user of your choice (I`ve always though copy-pasting of battle results should be automated and fed features extended), there are just 4 authenticated empires so far, me included... And my server just won`t accept unauthenticated data push anymore.
Edited by Anfit on 2012-01-24 |
Apollo
99+ day(s) ago | thats why i use the old mods |
Raistilin
99+ day(s) ago | Hey dude, you can`t tell everyone the plot to Terminator 9000. |
Ragnarok
99+ day(s) ago | *runs away wearing a pointy tin foil hat* |
