DrKsTGuArDiAn
2011-06-08 |  | SFGC Wrestle Fest |  |
Welcome to the pre match commentary im your Host DG and this is the first ever SFGC Wrestle Fest match up where its staff vrs players in various matches to see who comes out on top once and for all. My guest speaker with me this week is none other that the legend himself retired former champion and arguably the best guard of all time and my old mentor the D man himself Demanded.
DG: Thank you for being here with us today.
Demanded: yeah whatever as long as I get paid.
DG: Representing the staff it appears only Ragewolf has accepted the challenge vrs ThoR, FistOfNoRemorse, and GradualIncline. It seems a little one sided in favor of the players what`s your take?
Demanded: Some sucka is gona get their x handed to em. Rage is a masta martial artist and take down expert, carries fire arms and ain`t fraid to use em. He`s gona be smart and technical and stuff but prob gona get his x kicked. ThoR likes to embarrass his opponent but he`s been a little lazy in the ring lately but if he opens up it should be a fight. G.I. gona stay in the shadows and sneak attack while FONR does his thing. Its gona be a blood bath unless someone from the staff shows to back Rage.
DG: Excellent points indeed and this first ever match up calls for a three on three no holds bared tag team match up. If you were Rage how would you approach going into this kind of handicaped match?
Demanded: Bullets, lots of bullets.
DG:Excellent line of thinking lol, unfortunately firearms are loaded with anti riot ammo instead for safety reasons. Do you think any of the other staff members will show up?
Demanded: who cares I just wanna see some action. Staff has some strong members so yeah if they show theirs gona be a beat down.
DG: Well their you have it folks the match up is set to take place and you have to wonder will anyone show to back Rage or will ThoR, G.I. and FONR bury the richest guard on the server? Tune in shortly for the first ever SFGC Wrestle Fest. |
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DrKsTGuArDiAn
99+ day(s) ago | Sorry for the delay I have received a lot of submits please be patient while I process them and the first match will be up shortly
Also so everybody knows the staff will most definitely not be short handed lol. |
GradualIncline
99+ day(s) ago | that is a statement |
FistOfNoRemorse
99+ day(s) ago | lame pun is lame |
SPIKER
99+ day(s) ago | ok GradualIncline , set the match for when i get back , iam going into the graveyards to prepare and train for this battle i will be undertakeing !!!!!!!! |
GradualIncline
99+ day(s) ago | *grabs a bag of popcorn* |
SPIKER
99+ day(s) ago | sorry everyone but i got to go into V/M for a few days , man just the look of this guy , looks like something the underworld would bring into battle , got to take some time to regroup , but this is not over by no means !!!!!!!!! |
vehystrix
99+ day(s) ago | Hey, there`s a reason I war this mask!
http://www.philipcoppens.com/vendetta_07.jpg |
SPIKER
99+ day(s) ago | ok everyone , looks likit going to be the ( GOOD ) vehystrix against the ( BAD ) SPIKER and we all know who the ugly one is , man you all should get a look at this guy , for someone being so prim and proper , man i cant stand to look at him , someone going to have to put a bag over his head before i get in the ring with this guy , ewwwwww , lmao |
vehystrix
99+ day(s) ago | Oh I do believe I would just sidestep and let the SPIKER eat the dirt I was standing on.
Your rage clouds your mind, young one. |
SPIKER
99+ day(s) ago | SPIKER takes vehystrix white glove and blows his nose on it then pulls it over vehystrix head , ok your on chump , what you gonna do when the SPIKER comes down on you , hollar if you can hear me , lol |
vehystrix
99+ day(s) ago | I shall accept thy challenge!
o_q
And beware, since I shall taunt you again!
Oh, now you went and done it, [good sir]!
DrKsTGuArDiAn you get in this forum right now, [for] I want my first match against vehystrix!
He is probably some guy [who] eats with his [digitus minimus
manus] [raised], [and] then wipes his fingers on his [clothes].
Come on get in here now, I am not leaving [until] I get this match.
And, vehystrix you stay right where you [are] at, [do not] go anywhere, [because] you [are going to be the first [one] to go down, meat head!
lmao
*vehystrix puts on his top hat and monocle, and slaps SPIKER across the visage with a white glove
Fetch me my sabre, good sirs, for I will defend my honor! |
SPIKER
99+ day(s) ago | ohhh now you went and done it ! DrKsTGuArDiAn you get in this forum right now , i want my 1st match against vehystrix ! he is prob some guy eats with his pinky`s up then wipes his fingers on his close . come on get in here now , i am not leaveing tell i get this match. and vehystrix you stay right where your at , dont go any where you going to be the 1st on to go down meat head , lmao |
vehystrix
99+ day(s) ago | SPIKER, you might wanna proof read your posts, use a normal sentence and paragraph structure, and spell check it before posting.
The things you posted are dang near-unreadable.
Here, let me show you:
SPIKER wants to mess with all the other wrestlers heads, so here [is] a riddle:
[Regarding] my [finishing?] move, it takes 2 and 2 more of the same.
[About] my weapon, [it] was given to me by a 5ft, 75 pound, 90 year old woman as a Christmas present to me, and it served her well , so just think what i could do with it!
waaaaa, waaaa !!!!!!!!!!
I added some words in [] brackets, corrected some spelling mistakes, and added some punctuation and line breaks. Makes it so much easier to read, doesn`t it? |
SPIKER
99+ day(s) ago | SPIKER wants to mess with all the other wrestlers heads , so here a riddel , on my move , it takes 2 and 2 more of the same , my weapon , was given to me by an 5ft, 75 pound , 90 year old woman as a christmas present to me and it served her well , so just think what i could do with it , waaaaa, waaaa !!!!!!!!!! |
SPIKER
99+ day(s) ago | p.s. all you other sucka `s that want too take me on , no WRESTLER has ever ecaped it , and the pain from it will maKe um tap out in 1 second so beware !!!! ; ) |
SPIKER
99+ day(s) ago | GradualIncline , shhhhhhhhhhhhh , wait tell i put the smack down on um , thet will run like littel girls , lmao , ; ) |
ShadowKing
99+ day(s) ago | actually i wanna look like SCORPION from Mortal Kombat :) |
ShadowKing
99+ day(s) ago | ShadowKing
Dressed like the grim reaper
Weapon - Scythe ----> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scythe
Signature Move - Flying Arm Bar ----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS6HcWSE7-M
or Flying Scissor Heel Hook ----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=267i7rKeECA |
DrKsTGuArDiAn
99+ day(s) ago | Correction noted );D G.I. will be with Rage in a match vrs FONR, ThoR, and Spiker!
I`ve been informed that Spiker has been training in preparation for his first match and I have to say he has the ultimate finishing move, guides beware );D |
GradualIncline
99+ day(s) ago | Or maybe I`m sneak attacking the players, only DG knows *plays suspense music* |
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