18/11/2010 · 03:26 PM
#10
I think you guys are all crazy, lol. Me on the other hand, I almost get killed, but don`t have any scars or even broken bones to prove it.
Apparently I started near death experiences early, I was delivered with a blue head, the cord had wrapped around my neck three times during delivery, and coming out nearly took my head off. Apparently I almost drowned several times as a child as well. Those are the ones I don`t remember.
When I was younger, my brother threw a walking stick across the creek behind our house (you needed to cross on a fallen tree, the walking stick was for balance.) Anyway, he threw it like a javelin, and it hit me in the left ear. This thing was pointed, and about my height at the time. Ended up missing my eardrum by about a millimeter and I was scrapping dried blood out of my ear for weeks, my hearing eventually came back.
Been hit or run over by cars over a dozen times, to the death of two different bikes, for one of those my helmet cracked right in half but I was fine. Only for one of the hits was I in a vehicle, as a passenger, the other car just missed T-boning me directly, came out without an injury. Several times I had body parts, mainly feet, run over, nothing broken or injured. Once my friend stopped her car on my foot, just as a joke, good times.
Fallen off the roof of my house, twice, actually, the second time because of the not-smartity of a friend, both times I was fine, though I sprained my wrist after running down and pummeling my friend, lol. Had falling/jumping out of tree episodes too, though once it was because the branch I was standing on broke, still fine.
I`m sure there are others, but those are the first that come to mind, lol.