Busy Doin your mom

YO momma`s so ugly she makes blind children cry

Your mammas like a shotgun, one c0ck and shes ready to blow

yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

OLDSKOOL

your moms like a double decker bus, 10p to get on top
your moms got so much armpit hair it looks like she got a hippie in a head lock

Your momma`s so fat she uses toilet rolls as tampons.

YO Momma so smart she built a Time machine to go back in time to smack the cr@p outta herself so you would never be born

best so far is Seventeen`s

hehe Your momma is so lazy Stephen does more work than her :O

lol at them all :P

Acheron
15hour(s) ago These jokes are so bad, that you`re mother is obese.

LOL

Your mamma so fat, she get in the bathtub, add 1/2 cup of water, and its full.

Did your momma happen to at least get the first name of your father during the 30 minutes she knew him?

Yes I would definitely say Slavyzz`s is the winner so far.

Your momma is so dumb she makes my mom look intelligent.

Spuds, this is suppose to be about momma`s, I don`t see why you have to bring us into it, that`s just rude o.O

Why does your momma have short feet? So she can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

These jokes are so bad, that you`re mother is obese.

Your mommas so dumb she plays UC, and feels good about it

Your moma is so Phat she has to use a mattress for a tampon.

Your mom`s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared! \m/(o_0)\m/

I was soooooooo Ugly, the Doctor slapped my Mama when I was born!

Oh, wait a cotton pikin minute, May has passed hasn`t it?

Your Mom`s so fat that her doctor has suggested that she starts eating healthier foods and undertakes a generally more active lifestyle.