Not a problem gents. Let me show you what I have.
Right here we have a few hundred cases of C Rations. Antique stuff...canned up and packaged no earlier than 1954. Over here...we have ...ummmm...well, whatever it is, I`m sure once you scrape the mold off it`s good. And i have some very rare liquor sitting right over here. Guaranteed aged no more than three days ! The usual additives...tobacco juice to give it color, a pinch or two of strycnine for a little kick, turpentine and paint thinner to give it more of a smooth body, and buffalo urine for that trademark "sweet and sour" aftertaste.
Now...just how many of these can I sign ya up for? Give you a great deal...