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MaruCorp open for business...

Started by Bran · 07/08/2006 · 02:46 PM · 12 replies · 0 reads
B BranOP
OP 07/08/2006 · 02:46 PM
I`m proud to announce that MaruCorp has finally opened it`s doors on GC Fast. I cut the ribbon this morning, with a small gathering of supporters. So if you are in trouble and need some muscle to help you, check out our wide variety of products. Ranging from canned Whoopass to Whoopass in breadcrumbs. Even if you are worrying about loosing all your juicy clusters to us, speak to one of our advisers today and we may think about leaving you alone. As much as we love helping out in the community, obviously all these services come with a small charge to cover our expenses ;)
J juggernaught
15/08/2006 · 09:19 PM
whats that skip? u say you hear someone getting big headed ? ah i see :)
B BranOP
12/08/2006 · 05:05 AM
lol - *target aim .... target aquired*
Must kill Sarah Connor!
T Travvivian
12/08/2006 · 03:03 AM
Pyth spams are easy to defend against. Just watch yourself. Ask you`re friend Eprussia, I`m not someone to take lightly. ;)

*Notes that Bran should look at my Ultra Server Stats*
B BranOP
11/08/2006 · 11:40 PM
Meh - I think we have our first target :P
E EPrussia
09/08/2006 · 05:38 PM
LMAO bring on the whoop ass
B BranOP
08/08/2006 · 08:07 AM
We got woopass burgers, woopass coctails, woopass soup, woopass sandwiches....
...and as a special introductory offer we have one woopass voucher available to our first customer. This woopass voucher means that we will declare war on any fed for only 1 stc for each member of MaruCorp.
(small print)
-All details will be kept confidential unless otherwise stated
-The manager (me) reserves the right to do wotever he likes
I itskool
08/08/2006 · 01:30 AM
Lol yea Whats ur other products?
E EPrussia
07/08/2006 · 05:36 PM
indeed phone lines now open speak with me, jug or the man himself bran
G Global}{Galactica
07/08/2006 · 05:26 PM
lmao nice Bran....hehe...but don`t take my targets...lol
P PsychoBilly
07/08/2006 · 05:08 PM
lol...NOW that is how to advertise your FED...lol...nice Bran

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