How did the blonde explain how his helicopter crashed?
she said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan.
Why did the blonde quit her job as a restroom attendant?
She couldn`t figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
Double-dumb.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?
The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
What`s the advantage of being married to a blonde?
You can park in handicapped zones.
What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
She slipped off and fell down the drain.
How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
It is the one with the kickstand.
What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?
A new version of the Lawn Darts game.
Where do you look for blondes` obituaries?
Under "Home Improvements."
Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight.
Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?
It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?
He still hasn`t gotten all the hair off his tongue.
How does a psychic refer to a blonde?
Light reading.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother?
He didn`t realize he was looking in a mirror.
Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
He couldn`t find a lake with a slope.
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue!
Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
He didn`t know where to buy Left Guard!
Why couldn`t the blonde bob for apples?
His sister was using the toilet.
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