YouKnowYouAre a N()()B when...

You fail at making a post to get yourself banned.

or when you change your name to Runnerman to be in line with Fodderman. Poor Tsunami.

you name yourself after the most pwnage offensive ship.. fodder woooo

..you complain about event/update delays :)

When you keep c.rapping your pants...

No wait

Thats potty training

My bad

when ur still posting in this thread

at least someone understands!!!!

you don`t respect Maraudian`s Authoritah (Like you respect officer Carman`s Authoritah in South Park like in the clip below!!)

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/150368

you think you have power just because you can suspend people!!!

you get insulted because somone calls you a newbie

when you make titles with words spelled in such a way that is meant to bypass the filer =P

BK - yeah those guys are priceless n00bs LOL

...you use arti shield on someone to keep them from using positive artis on them.. then try to use harmful artis on that person..

...you screw up an attack on the UW you are trying to destroy (ah, good times, good times)

.. when you have the same predictable big ship spam each and everyime time you leave DP

You know you`re a n00b when you don`t remember how Saga`s n00b threads are supposed to be used... n00bs. xD

You know your a newbie when your reading HB`s forum posts still,


ahh snap
were all newbies

You know your a n00b when you think you can talk trash on vets of the game

* Looks at TheEdge*

When you think that just because your empire is XXXXXX days old it means you know how to play the game

that kind of n00b has saved my clusters many a time edge :)

you know your a n00b when you get insulted by someone then come out of damage protection without borders to "teach them a lesson" only to lose your clusters to some n00b named Reborn :D

when you get attacked by someone who plundered to many boarders to make room for attacking and lose

When your talking ---- in the forums. *cough ahem*