wtf...man im sick of this, all these changes and what not, i vote we go back to d`m dayz back in the 03 and let people go pwnz their self, i`m so upset about all this viral nerfing, and how come guard keeps getting better, used to be the virals beating on the guards, now it`s going to be those guards beating on everyone else....all those haters out there...thinking guards are the protectors of the universe, you just wait til those protectors come pwn your butt...virals were the great balancers, they kept guards from pwning everyone...now that they`re all but deleted guards are going to roll over all servers like atomic fly paper vs a small swarm of gnats
Repent my fellow sinners, praise be to the holy viral! amen to the brothers....the sisters....the little baby terrans.....let the merciful hand of the viral come save them from the all mighty guardians wrath.
i`ve seen the end my friend, first is the comming of the grand Zen emmy ruby fluorite spam. then the guardian UW, bad times are amongst us, rant and flame my fellow Space Crack Heads (SCH) rant like you`ve never ranted before, flame more than human torch. burn down the institution which bring about these vile horrible balancing changes. there`s no cause for balance...remember your 9 range borrs and you lictor that couldn`t beat a flock of seagulls down if it crashed in to them, with a large slightly sharp pointy stick....do it for the guardian G class that looked so uniform that it didn`t matter if you could tell them apart or not....praise be it my SCH. you got fight for those hedonistic times, lets reclaim them before the comming of the great server hard refresh opps.