Hmm so me for president is it?
Though i would love to accept this grandiose offer i must ask my as to what i would be president of?
if i were to merely be the president of some country such as the United States, or that Canadia place or maybe even Zimbabwe i would have no choice but to decline. Not because those places reak of anti socialist socialism or for the lack of a nice fascist extremist wing, not is it due to the clearly non representative democracy, nor is it because of the influence of old monarchies or some powerful dictatorship, or the lack there of. then you find yourself asking, "is it the lack of autonomous autocratic aristocracy where every other Tuesday free love and chocolates go hand in hand" i say to you, Nay!
my reason for declining such a bold and generous offer would be that i wouldn`t want to rule in any country or place for that matter, such as Antigua on the moon, that promotes the continual use of imaginary lines, know as borders, to promote separation between peoples of this beautiful, or she was before we got her drunk that one night, Earth Sphere.
My fellow Homies I present to you a plan, a slightly magnanimous but still quaint plan for success in dissolving those lines wrote in obviously invisible ink on our world know as boundary lines that separate continents, provinces, regions, cities, houses, my dog. It's not fair to allow the children of tomorrow to screw up this world when we can do a better job than them today. So lets band together and free this world from it's captive bonds to put simply.bind this world.