Dear Friends, follow competitors, enemies and lovers
We are all gathered here to celebrate the union of two lifelong lovers. EphemeralEternity and 420BadWolf have truly been one at heart and one at soul. Although their playing methods are diverse, they both have a lot in common. They are both men.
As they kiss passionately in front of this congregation, they only have two things in mind...
1. Cookies!
2. Their Baby!
As the best man to their wedding, I say:
Oh behalf of the Groom and Groom, I thank every one of you for watching this astonishing, disgusting yet sweet sight of the newly wed couple. Long have I known these two. Their passion for women died out the moment they saw each other. This union has pleased me to every corner of my heart. I wish them long lasting success and a truly happy marriage. A marriage of husband-beating, rape, attacking other empires and adultery.
I have been reminded by one of the groom to tell you all to send the boxes of chocolate, c3`s and free dp coupons to their empires directly. Hope you all enjoyed this. And come back soon for another likely marriage!
Goodbye and good luck!
F
FieryGallacticosOP