Ever lost your false teeth ?
Slipped and broken a hip ?
Got sozzled and walked into a door ?
Contracted Liver disease through excessive drinking ?
Like not-smart comments with question marks ?
Believe in faith, equality, jus.... naw who am i kidding
Pint ?
We drunk old farts invite new old members, minimum age apply. All fed applications approved by DM.. the guy holding my leash ;-)
No touching ! I KILL YOU ! All you guys with pictures of my sister need not apply !
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