Indeed, it is true. Ragnarok is here!!! Come ye oh mighty warriors and rise up to fight the battle to end all battles!! Let us all do UWs simultaneously in defiance of the galactic counsel so that we may battle each other WITHOUT battle restrictions! Let it be that even the newbiest of newbs can strike harmful blows to the fearsome titans above, and let the titans smite the insolent newbs down again in retribution for their insolence, along with anyone else who looks at them funny!!
It will be GLORRRRIOUS!!!!!!! Rawr!!!!
Now on a count of 3, everyone simultaneously press the "activate Ultimate Weapon" button (you know you want to).
1.......2........