It`s always various experience, but you can ask Jenova about one of my worst MSN drunk-chats haha, guess she remembers better than myself :P I usually try to find the bed, with or without clothes, doesn`t really matter.
Stacking becomes much easier when your drunk, its like you have way more ships to work with than usual. Hm, I just thought about how there is probably a chat rule against talking about this...
Well. The sending messages to attractive girls while drunk think never really works to well, personal experience, it is pretty funny though. Theres always the chatting on msn and trying to stack while dead drunk..
Best of all is trying to kick holes through your ceiling, between me and a friend I have four, which he still owes me a fair bit of money for =/
haha, fill up a waterbottle and play counterstrike till I`m semi-sober. I`ve discovered that I sleepwalk when i hit the sack smashed. and i don`t wanna wake up under a bush in my boxers o` course
i usually notice when im drunk when i hear myself talking and its just one magnificent drunken slur. that`s when i give up all hope on intelligable conversation and retreat to the kitchen and drink a shlt ton of water, while staring into the near distance.
i then go to my room and set my alarm for work which is in two hours, fully aware that i`ll sleep through it anyways. send out some random texts to various friends and attractive girls alike, then roll over and try not to get too dizzy before passing out.
i try to sneak in avoiding my parents and then eat sumthin and crash...then wake up the next morning and straighten up my parking in my driveway cuz i always park crooked as dung when i drive drunk...guess 1 dwi isnt enough