dirty jokes

Yep Sol, I find its a perfect one to see who has the same sense of humour as I, half my friends and family get it the other half had to have it explained, was quite a eye opener.

Calm down gollum... when did you become a law abiding GC member?

Oh yeah... around the time you changed your name. =P

i got it rag :P

"why would the dog be chasing him away.. if he could have been your dad"

and I don`t know about you but most people run away from vicious dogs trying to attack them. A big guard dog tends to be an obstacle when you`re trying to force yourself on someone. Also the word "beat" also has multiple meanings, and some dogs are pretty strong.

Whatever. At least biohazard got it =P

I`m not unintelligent dayforest, i know he was trying to insult me. It`s called twisting words and changing the story slightly.

lol

what happens when savage post a tread about dirty jokes ?
He gets suspended.

remember there are rules when telling these jokes , im sure you all know were the lines are of what we allow and what we dont

hmmm,
pandy stole my one.
*shakes fist*

Whats more fun than tying a baby to a clothes line and spinning it around at 100 mph?

Stopping it with a shovel! :D

i don`t get it rag.... why .. would he say he could have been your dad but the dog beat him over the fence.... i mean ... why would the dog be chasing him away.. if he could have been your dad... you obviously haven`t learned or did not learn sentence structure in school....

haha, very nice bronx, very nice.

Whats yellow and red and at the top of the swimming pool?

A slashed up baby with floaties.

whats blue and yellow at the bottom of the swimming pool?

Slashed up floaties with a baby.

baby jokes. here goes hahaha...

What`s more fun than throwing a baby off a building? Catching them at the bottom with a pitchfork.

What`s the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don`t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What`s brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserol.

How do you make a baby stop crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Last one`s the best lol...

Oh I understood perfectly what you meant savage, but I deliberately used the vagueness of your statement against you by implying that the dog that "beat you over the fence" was actually the family guard dog chasing you as you ran away (and subsequently took out your ability to have kids). =P

*feeds his Rottweiler care bear meat and live kittens* ^_^

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

HAHA trick question!


Depends how hard you throw them...

hahahhahahahh arch lol * sarcasm