ok good story time but just to make it hard to read im going to post it with zero percent punctuation so that only those who really care will read it now to start off a little background this happened while i worked at a pizza place called marcos pizza i was the manager at the time and basically awesome anyways one night i was the closing manager and the only other person in the place other than myself was the closing driver because it was late and we were about to close but it just so happened that he left on a long delivery and was out of the store for awhile so it twas just myself there well this person calls and places an order for two medium pizzas nothing abnormal about that ehh so i make the order and 10 minutes later its about 30 seconds away from comming out of the oven we have there and my neighbor who was a few years older than myself walked in (sorry for the random punction but i need to insert a side note (i dont think she technically was my neighbor, but her family lives there, i think she had moved away to college and was just on a return visit, none the less, i knew her and her fam)) and she proceeded to pay for her order so i told her it would be about 20 more seconds and for whatever reason she decided to go outside to wait so i go and cut her pizzas right away and seeing as how im a nice guy i was gonna walk them out to her car right outside the doors so i walk out the door and turn to her car to see her and another female goin at it like homo rabbits 0.o at that moment i was feeling very awkward and decided it would be best for me to go inside and wait for them rather than to interupt them buuuut the door was considerably LESS open than i thought it was so when i walked backwards and turned around at the same time to enter the store i ran into the door and managed to drop one of their pizzas PERFECTLY sideways while staggering inside well about 10 seconds later while i was remaking the pizza she comes inside i have to explain that i accident